Allow me to educate on why this character is my comfort character :

Princess Peach...I cannot S T R E S S how happy she makes me feel whenever I see fanart of her or any scenes of her in games.

She's incredibly beautiful not to mention a motherfucking PRINCESS ! I could be royalty if I were given the chance ! I'd love to be her girlfriend because she's so compassionate to her people and I would Bowser's ass any day of the week to rescue her. I LOVE vanilla cake so her baking cakes is like the best thing ever ! We could play tennis together , compete in racing , travel the world , even have tea if we wanted to !

She definitely would be the best cuddle buddy ever and she has like a pretty decent sized chest so laying my head down would be little spoon heaven. Also...CRUSH ME WITH YOUR FOOKIN THIGHS , I KNOW YOU HAVE STRONK LEGS UNDERNEATH THAT DRESS—

Let me tell you a fun fact about me : 👏🏽 I 👏🏽 Love👏🏽 headpats. They make me weak in the knees and I become puddy. So future boyfriends/girlfriends please be sure to give me lots of headpats ! Plus , I just KNOW those plump pink lips of her are kissable so headpats + long soft kisses = puddy Maia

She makes me all gooey and warm inside !

...NOT THAT WAY , NOT THAT WAY—

She has a very cute selection of dresses and when I was a kid , I dreamed of dressing up like a princess so shopping day anyone ?

Sorry if this is too much simping , I had to fangirl for a few minutes because the amount of fucking dopamine she gives me is just off the charts. I saw someone on wattpad propose to their lover and my heart is already filled up with so much love for people and with my TV playing soft music in the background I CAN'T—

I'm single. That's what I'm getting at :>