THIS WHOLE STORY IS A JOKE BTW, aye but it is kinda interesting so, r e a d i t

you walk into your house after a long day of school and head to the kitchen

"damn im kinda hungry rn"  you would approach the fridge and open it, as you opened you opened it your eyes spotted the most delicious thing on earth....B E A N S. "mmm, looks tasty" you suddenly see a bright light and out of no where a giant humanoid can of beans pops up. 

Beans: "why hello there..i heard you called me tasty~" 

"i-i uh, what the fuck am i witnessing....am i dreaming or something" you would pinch yourself thinking what you where seeing wasn't real and that the sun just messed with your head earlier.

Beans: "heh, you most definitely are not dreaming"

beans would approach you and push you onto the ground "h-hey- that wasn't very n-" suddenly you felt something long and soft in your mouth. you look forward and noticed that his dick was in you. 

Beans: "good girl/boy~, Im gonna shove it a little deeper now~" you moaned as you felt his dick hitting your throat, you loved the taste of his dick....you let go of his dick leaving a string of saliva attaching to his tip, "did you like that~?" Beans would groan to show her that he liked it. you stood up and took off your pants, you'd get closer and start grinding on his dick making it rub against your sensitive area. she put her hands over her mouth trying to cover up hear moans, her face turn red pretty quick. "ah~.. b-beans- it feels s-so good~".

Beans: "Good to know~" he would pick you up and pin you against a wall, he'd begin to kiss you and slowly put his dick inside of you. You would put your arms around his neck tightly and moaned into his shoulder, you felt his dick hit your g-spot aggressively causing you to moan louder. "nghh~ b-beans, harder~!" Beans listened and would go faster, pounding her aggressively making beans cum inside her. Beans would let you go and walk away.."h-hey, where are you going?" you said.

he would breathe heavily (Beans: "back to the fridge of course" he would transform back into a can and somehow get in the fridge.."oh" you said, you didn't expect to leave so early but at least you know that hes still there laying in the fridge, just make sure no one eats him.

(OK IM LISTENING TO BRUNO WHILE WRITING THIS BUT LIKE LMAO WHY DID I MAKE THIS)