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Group Chat > minsung happily married

binniebunny
um.... Wait no way
He thinks it was real

lixschan
Are you by any chance still drunk Jisung

lee.jisung
NO IM NPT DEUNK I MSRRIED MINHP

MINHO*

binniebunny
You mean when he proposed with an empty
beer can

lixschan
While wearing sunglasses at 11pm
You guys are on drugs.

binniebunny
I hope you remember that you were roleplaying
as Jisung's dad and and pretended to get him
married, Chan

lixschan
Ok no what the fuck

binniebunny
This is why I never drink when you guys get
drunk smh
Someone needs to make sure you don't do stupid
shit like making smoothies with acrylic paint
and toothpaste

lixschan
I

Fuck off bubbly puff we were just having fun

lee.jisung
iT dowant matter I,mmarried to minho

binniebunny
.......

han.minnie
So all of us finally changed our usernames
and Changbin, really? You're awfully lame

lee.jisung
He can chanhe it to tjat seumgin guy 's namw
Kim Changbin
Seo sejngmkn

lixschan
Spelling 100/10
Chan is proud of you

han.minnie
Minho is proud of you too baby
Kim Changbin sounds good

binniebunny
S h u t. U p.
He's kinda cute and all but no

Why is Felix silent

han.minnie
):
Should I go check his room

binniebunny
Speaking of Felix, I still can't forget what
he told us

han.minnie
"You're not 3racha to me anymore you're
my dumb friends with no brain cells"

lee.jisung
AHAHXJAJA Iconsids

binniebunny
What-

han.minnie
I think he meant iconic

lixschan
Wait. Why is Felix not added here?

lee.jisung
HuUh whay are toi sayin
I addef him

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soft.yong
HAAAAIIIIIII :3

binniebunny
wtf-

han.minnie
Wait
Felix
FELIX WAS NOT ADDED??

lixschan
um yeah..? Why was that, Jisung?

lee.jisung
I adced him swrioufly!)

binniebunny
He's still drunk Minho please go over

soft.yong
Um.. What's going on?

soft.seung
The Jisung guy added me to this group chat
without reading my username right because
Jisung starts with a J and so does Jared,
and he can't fucking read.

soft.yong
Seungminnie :D

han.minnie
I

binniebunny
Fuck

lee.jisung
OMG AJCJSKCK ITS CHANGBINS BOYFRIEMD

han.minnie
Wait.. "He's cute and all"

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soft.seung
Oh good, he did us all a favour.

han.minnie
Are you sure you don't wanna date him?

lixschan
Jisung.
You added the wrong user.

soft.yong
Like when he first added me....

lee.jisung
IM SORRYKFKEKFK
PLEASE DONR KILL MW I DONT WAMNA LEAVE 3RACHA

han.minnie
JISUNG

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soft.yong
I

soft.seung
I didn't know you were friends with idols,
Felix. That's nice I guess.

I'm taking my leave.

soft.seung has left the chat

lixschan
.........

han.minnie
He just exposed 3racha quicker than it took
to tell Felix that Chan was CB97...

soft.yong
I'm sorry on behalf of Jisung..

lixschan
.....
I've given up

soft.yong
:c

lixschan
Drop that pout, baby
Smiles look better on my little one

han.minnie
c o u g h s

He's my little baby brother before he's yours

soft.yong
:c

lixschan
Sigh
I don't wanna ruin Felix's day

han.minnie
^ he still sighs in chat

soft.yong
Some things never change ..

lixschan has added (3) users to the chat

soft.yong
Seungmin-

lee.jisung
WHY WAD I REMOVWSD

lixschan
ok listen Felix's friend now that you know
our identities

binniebunny
Wait he knows

han.minnie
Jisung exposed y'all

lee.jisung
OH quACK DID I RELALLY DO TJAT

soft.seung
I have a name.

soft.yong
I promise Seungmin is a nice person :')

lee.jisung
And wilk get marrief to changbim

soft.yong
Do they know each other...

han.minnie
They will get to know each other

soft.seung
No thanks.

lixschan
Can you guys (except Felix) shut up

soft.seung
So you must be Felix's love interest
or something.

lee.jisung
He's "or something"

han.minnie
I-

soft.yong
Jisung made no typos
Is he sober already ?

lee.jisung
Minho is coming over so yes

binniebunny
Alright listen up, it doesn't matter if you
don't associate with us, but speak one word
about Felix knowing 3racha and you'll not be
spared, Kim Seungmin.

han.minnie
HE SAID HIS NAME

lee.jisung
O,GMWJCKS SEUNGBIN

han.minnie
SEUNGBIN IS SAILING

soft.seung
Lmao are you serious? You, a grown ass idol,
threatening someone younger? I didn't think
you could get any worse. I kinda liked SpearB
before but I guess not anymore.

soft.yong
.................
Chan I'm scared

han.minnie
Aw baby :(

binniebunny
Yikes sorry Felix

soft.seung
Didn't mean to scare you lix

lee.jisung
Typing...

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lixschan
You okay now, baby?

soft.yong
I-
You did not just-

I'm okay Channie ♡

lixschan
Oh? Rephrase.

soft.yong
Mm not yet Channie
Minho left to meet Jisung so..

lixschan
......

soft.yong
That means you can come over right?

lixschan
I can. I will if you want me to.
Do you want me to?

soft.yong
Yesh daddy
Seen

Oh no this again
Delivered

I'll leave the door unlocked..
Delivered

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a;n
You guys chose SeungBin. ;)

hwang hyunJin ( mar 20) 63 votes
kim seungMin (sep 22) 65+ votes

Nonetheless, do respect all ships/shippers even if it doesn't match your preference <3

so as this book ends, I've published a seungjin social media au called 'you' that reminds me of you guys (it's crackhead material and seems like something you'd enjoy) so pls check it out ❤️

I'm really thankful to you guys on this book because you've made me so so happy throughout this entire journey <3 and our precious Minho pretty cult was created so :') I'm sad that this has reached the end. Maya loves you 😘💕