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Group Chat > FELIX GOT VITAMIN D
Today, 9:40 am

le.mainhoe
What

binniebunny
What

le.mainhoe
No he did not
He did not

FELXI DID NOT

minho_choked_me
D: what do you mean he did not?

How come?

Didn't he stay the night at chan's?

binniebunny
.........

wait your username I--

le.mainhoe
c o u g h s

binniebunny
So you mean YOU got the vitamin, Jisung

minho_choked_me
OMG SHUT UP WADJAKDKWKJD WE'RE TALKING
AHOUT FELIX

ANYWAY

DID FELIX GET LAID OR DID HE NOT

le.mainhoe
HE DID NOT

UNLESS BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN WANTS HIS
SAUSAGE CHOPPED OFF

aussiecb97
may I sleep for fuck's sake

minho_choked_me
FELIX

binniebunny
he sounds pissed off-

le.mainhoe
FELIX MY BABY ARE YOU OKAY DID THAT HAIRLESS AUSTRALIAN MALE TOUCH YOU

aussiecb97
what the fuck is going on it's too
early for this bullshit

minho_choked_me
........

le.mainhoe
......

binniebunny
Hi chan
How's Felix?

aussiecb97
hey
he's asleep on top of me <3
I swear this boy is a cat in disguise

le.mainhoe
WAIT YOURE THE HAIRLESS AUSSIE PUSSY

aussiecb97
I'm not hairless you stone head

minho_choked_me
HYUNG SJCJSK DID YOU GUYS SALSA DANCE NAKED

le.mainhoe
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TAINTED MY ANGEL BABY

aussiecb97
we cuddled to sleep

le.mainhoe
OH

binniebunny
Fuck that's adorable

aussiecb97
Wait lemme tuck him in bed

minho_choked_me
YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING
WOW
WOW
WOW

THAT'S SO WEIRD

aussiecb97

I pecked his lips maybe twice, or
thrice.. Or more, but that's it

We talked
Watched dumb videos
And fell asleep cuddling

le.mainhoe
HIS LIPS

HIS LIPS LOST VIRGINITY
ok wait that's fine

binniebunny
that's very innocent of you guys...

minho_choked_me
Yeah especially compared to my last night

le.mainhoe
JISUNG

binniebunny
is Minho mayhaps embarrassed-

minho_choked_me
SKSKSKSKSKSK JISUNG IS SORRY
ALSOHELPIMSTUCKINTHEBATHROOM

aussiecb97
Can't guarantee it'll stay this way
forever tho 😌😌

wait Jisung. What.

minho_choked_me
LOOK IT WAS BOUJD TO HAPPEN OLAY MINHO
IS MY HUSBAND SO ITS ALRIGHT

aussiecb97
No not about that, you're stuck in
the bathroom? Where are you?

le.mainhoe
OH so that was the noise just now
I'll go get him lmao

binniebunny
Where and how is he stuck....

aussiecb97
Tbh I think it's best we don't ask

minho_choked_me
IM BACK IM OKAY

Now I shall let you know how and why
last night was the best (but there shall
be better nights ahead)

Typing...

aussiecb97
Where did I ask?

binniebunny
.......we don't want details no thanks

le.mainhoe
Jisung
NO

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