Group Chat > project: expose me (cb97)
Today, 1:03 am

aussie.chan
At the blessed hour of one am I'm just
wondering about Felix's voice

As he gets sleepy it gets deeper then
the line goes silent but what if he's
actually speaking but is too sleepy
and his voice has gone too deep that
I can't hear it anymore?

Gasp

le.mainhoe
At the blessed hour of one am I'm just
wondering about Chan's weewoo

Because even if it's gloriously small,
Felix's tiny hand will make it look big

minhos.sugarbaby
LMAO OMGODKVKSKVKSKC PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK

binniebunny
WHY DOES THAT FEEL WORSE THAN
ROASTING HIS HAIRLINE

aussie.chan
GUYS FUCK OFF MY WEEWOO IS PRETTY
BIG SO IT'LL BE XXL FOR FELIXS SMALL
HANDS

le.mainhoe
JUST SO YOU KNOW XXL MEANS EXTRA LITTLE

aussie.chan
I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS CHAT LEE MINHO

minhos.sugarbaby
AND I WILL FUCKING CRY

aussie.chan
OKAY MISSION ABORTED

binniebunny
NGL WE'RE ALL SOMEHOW WHIPPED FOR
JISUNG WAIT WHY ARE WE YELLING

le.mainhoe
DAMN YOU RIGHT WE ARE

aussie.chan
TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

minhos.sugarbaby
and suddenly Hannie is rlly shy...

le.mainhoe
cute

binniebunny
Cute

aussie.chan
Cute

minhos.sugarbaby has left the chat.

binniebunny
Wait we really overwhelmed him-

le.mainhoe
Fellow gay folks, Felix wishes to say
something may I add him to the chat

binniebunny
Yeah

aussie.chan
No you idiot look at the chat name

le.mainhoe
Don't worry he's not gonna pay attention

aussie.chan
WAIT BUT

le.mainhoe has added aussiecb97 to the chat.

aussiecb97
Um wait...

What's "project: expose me (cb97)"
CB97???? What about my Chris :(

le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.

le.mainhoe
FUCK

binniebunny
FCUK

aussie.chan
FUCKFUCKFICKDIXOVKX

binniebunny
NO ADD HIM BACK THATS MEAN

le.mainhoe has added aussiecb97 to the chat.

le.mainhoe
DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING LIX
JUST LISTEN

NO WAIT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED
TO SAY SOMETHNG

aussiecb97
oh yeah so Jisung messaged me and
it seems like he's stopped working?

I was wondering if he's okay :(((

binniebunny
Oh what did he say?

aussiecb97
A really long keyboard smash of only
the same two letters repeating

le.mainhoe
And that was?

aussiecb97
SKSKSKSKSKSK
Like that

binniebunny
Like.. What if he's just expressing
his love for South Korea

Yknow SK

le.mainhoe
Or it could be KS
Kim Seungmin

binniebunny
THE FUCK ARE YOU BRINGING HIM UP
FOR HES A FUCKING DEMON

aussiecb97
huh you guys know Seungmin?

le.mainhoe
Wait you know him?

aussiecb97
Yes he's my classmate

le.mainhoe
OH PERFECT

binniebunny
NO SHUT UP

le.mainhoe
CHANGBIN LIKES HIM SO CAN YOU SET
THEM UP??

aussiecb97
.......Changbin?

le.mainhoe
Fuck.

le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.

binniebunny
fuck fuckvOska

aussie.chan
OH FUCK THE FUCK HAVE TOU DONE

le.mainhoe
WAIT YOU WERE STILL HERE ??

binniebunny
Also is it just me or did Felix seem
really off

He sounded upset

le.mainhoe
Chan did you do something

aussie.chan
No I haven't talked to him all day!

binniebunny
OK GUYS THE POINT IS WE HAVE TO
EXPOSE CHAN SO WHY THE FUCK ARE
WE AVOIDING IT

aussie.chan
FUCK FUCK FUCK PLS WAIT A FUCKING
SECOND

le.mainhoe
ONE

DONE, A SECOND IS OVER

binniebunny has added aussiecb97 to the chat.

aussiecb97
:(

le.mainhoe
Sorry baby :( well.. Changbin is
binnie's real name

binniebunny
Yeah, just like how Changbin is
SpearB's name

aussiecb97
Oh :))) uwu

le.mainhoe
Yeah and Jisung is j.one's name

aussiecb97
I know that of course.. Why?

binniebunny
Well

Chan is CB97's name

aussiecb97
Huh? No? It's Chris..??

le.mainhoe
Yeah you're right

Chris Bang is Bang Chan

binniebunny
Chris is blond, so is Chan
And Bang Chan is @aussie.chan

le.mainhoe
And @aussie.chan is your boyfriend, Felix
Seen

binniebunny
Is it just me that's been waiting
here for fifteen minutes now

le.mainhoe
I'm here too.. Why isn't he responding..

binniebunny
Chan? Fucking say something omg

aussie.chan
Im.. Minho please just.. Go and check
on him? He's not replying..

le.mainhoe
AH DAMMIT his room is locked

binniebunny
You'll have to get him to talk somehow

aussie.chan
Fuck this is hurting me

binniebunny has added minhos.sugarbaby
to the chat.

minhos.sugarbaby
IM SO SCARED PLEASE THE HYUNJIN
GUY IS MEDSAGING ME

binniebunny
WHAT

le.mainhoe
WAIT WHy??

minhos.sugarbaby
HES ANGRY HES ASKING WHO THE FUCK
MADE FELIX CRY IM SCARED PLEASE

le.mainhoe
I can hear him cry and it's fucking
painful. Chan please find a way to
fix things with him.

le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.

le.mainhoe has left the chat.

minhos.sugarbaby
What's going on..

binniebunny
Well Chan is fucked because we exposed
his identity like he wanted us to but
now Felix won't respond and turns out
he's crying and none of us know why so
Chan, fix it

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minhos.sugarbaby
Hyung?

aussie.chan
.....

minhos.sugarbaby
It's not your fault :( Can I come over?

aussie.chan
You're literally in my apartment Jisung

minhos.sugarbaby
Yeah but you gotta unlock your room door
Seen

Good :) let's cuddle to sleep uwu

aussie.chan
Lmao why are you texting me while
sitting right here
Seen

Oh fuck you
Seen

Thanks, Sung..

minhos.sugarbaby
UWUWUWU
Seen

_____
Meanwhile, (pretty) Minho was starting feel frustrated. At himself, at Changbin, at everyone. The more he heard his little brother choke sobs from inside the locked room, his heart shattered all over again. He knew Felix needed him, or anyone, to hold him when he was upset, when he was crying. Yet the boy wouldn't open the door to let him in.

And that night, (pretty) Minho fell asleep outside Felix's room, seated against the locked door.