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08:12 am

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02:38 pm

minho_choke_me
Good Morning Guys
It's Me

binniebunny
The heck dude you're so late

minho_choke_me
why was the chat dry without me

aussiecb97
Hey yo I just came home

binniebunny
where were you Felix

aussiecb97
Um don't you guys go to school
or college or anything?

binniebunny
School who

minho_choke_me
Don't know her :p

Oh hey we're the same age btw
Do you think Minho likes younger guys?

binniebunny
Dude wtf

aussiecb97
If I ask him, what would you give
me in return

binniebunny
Felix no

minho_choke_me
You said Chris was your bias

aussiecb97
Yes

minho_choke_me
I'll send you .. Um.. A close
up of his abs

binniebunny
You're so dead

aussiecb97
I can search for it on the Internet
But I'm innocent :(

Why not his dimples?

minho_choke_me
CB97 is not a soft person

binniebunny
Stop corrupting an innocent boy
who doesn't deserve to be corrupted

aussiecb97
Aw <3 and I don't even know you

binniebunny
No one deserves to be tormented by

Hannie

minho_choke_me
Don't call me Hannie
Hannie doesn't like it

binniebunny
Um that's your name dumbass ;;

aussiecb97
Did you guys meet online?

binniebunny
Yeah

minho_choke_me
no

binniebunny
He meant the first time we met, stupid

minho_choke_me
ohhh yes yes lol

But I meant I've seen his ugly face

aussiecb97
.... I feel bad for laughing

I'm gonna go lurker mode bc I'm eating

minho_choke_me
alright Felix my friend, as you
eat let me tell you a story

binniebunny
it's better you lock your phone
and focus on eating

aussiecb97
But I'm bored and deprived of
friends so.. Go on Hannie

minho_choke_me
HAHA MY WIN U STINKY BEAN

Ok so listen
The first time I used Instagram
was when I stole my dad's phone

binniebunny
I'm gonna tell Hyung you called him dad

minho_choke_me
Shut up don't you dare

Ok so, on dad's account

aussiecb97
Wait... Who's dad

binniebunny
I said focus on eating, ignore Hannie

aussiecb97
omg, don't tell me dad is the
scary guy from yesterday

binniebunny
His name is Chan

minho_choke_me
LET ME TALK

binniebunny
Woah ok keep going

minho_choke_me
So Chan aka dad has many instagram accounts
He always forgets his passwords

So on one of that account, I was
scrolling through the explore page

binniebunny
If this doesn't end in something
about Minho, I will shave my head

minho_choke_me
I'm suddenly tempted to change the topic

aussiecb97
so this is about Minho

minho_choke_me
DONT SPOIL IT, LISTEN

aussiecb97
Technically i can't listen because
this is chat

minho_choke_me
I like your brain cell

binniebunny
I bet he has more than you, Hannie

minho_choke_me
since we're the same age, we share one

Anyway back to point,
So of all posts... One caught my eyes..

aussiecb97
I can hear cinematic sound effects
as I read your texts

minho_choke_me
that's our shared brain cell doing the job

binniebunny
At this point I see no use in replying

aussiecb97
You just did....

minho_choke_me
ignore him Felix
You're MY friend and husbands brother

Oh shit I didn't type that

aussiecb97
Lol
Go on

minho_choke_me
yeah so... This post...
It changed my life

MY ENTIRE LIFE

binniebunny
Please, let's just end this torture
It was this

He sent it to me via SMS like,,,,
TWELVE TIMES

minho_choke_me
I'm sure you watched it all 12
times you sucker hE'S MINE.

aussiecb97
How would that change your life...

This annoying human is seated across
me right now

minho_choke_me
MINHO IS THERE????? AND YOU BREATHE
THE SAME AIR??? Jskskskdks

aussiecb97
Yo this is nothing
Imagine breathing the same air as 3racha

AND CB97 (　ﾟдﾟ)

minho_choke_me
CANT RELATE :(((

binniebunny
Lmao

minho_choke_me
what are you lmaoing me for

binniebunny
I suddenly feel the urge to slap you

minho_choke_me
I will tell Channie hyung and
then hyung will kick you out

cb.aussie
Why aren't both of you at the studio yet?

Get here. Now.

minho_choke_me
Hyung! you're scaring Felix....

cb.aussie
Felix?

Who is that.

aussiecb97
Um... H-Hello

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