[pls you guys literally are the best i can't even-
HOW TF? YOU CLOWNS, TAKE MY LOVE :') 

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yeah, it's sideways because tis' the minho pretty cult

but whoever has to sleep, GO. after this chapter. >:( ]

[ONE GLORIOUS DAY LATER]

Group Chat > STRICTLY 3RACHA.
Today, 1:01 am

aussie.chan
it's not working guys

binniebunny
....why are you awake
Oh wait you don't sleep

aussie.chan
Pls Changbin I'm serious

minhos.sugarbaby
But it's true and now we have your virus

aussie.chan
Wtf no go to sleep Han Jisung

But... I have an issue

binniebunny
Tell me, when do you not

aussie.chan
I- MEAN BEAN

le.mainhoe
On the day Felix finally doesn't shout and
I fall asleep, you fuckers decide to blow
up my phone 

minhos.sugarbaby
Why did he not shout? Now that's concerning

le.mainhoe
Idk he was smiling and squealing in silence
now he's snuggled up with me (I see you, chan)

binniebunny
Yokes that's adorable 

Yikes* 

aussie.chan
Back off Seobin Felix is mine
(Also wym you see me)

binniebunny
The fuck did- did you just merge my
full name--

le.mainhoe
Now what the fuck is the issue please
finish this
(You upset him)

minhos.sugarbaby
I think Chan has a problemo
As always

And it's about Felix

aussie.chan
So you guys know I speak to him on call

le.mainhoe
Yeah I know I overheard daddy slip into
the convo multiple times, even earlier

binniebunny
DADDY IWJCJSJCKWKDK

minhos.sugarbaby
I KNEW IT I KNEW CHAN HAS A DADDY KINK

binniebunny
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW

minhos.sugarbaby
HE NEVER SCOLDED US FOR CALLING HIM FATHER

aussie.chan
What no that has nothing to do with-
Feather isn't the same as daddy

Father*

minhos.sugarbaby
FEATHER WJXKSKXKSKX OMG PLS I'm snorting

le.mainhoe
I feel like I can hear you ...

minhos.sugarbaby
WOAH WHAT HOW

OMG Minho and I are connected
UWUWUW PAPI MARRY ME

le.mainhoe
Did you say that aloud because-

binniebunny
Are you guys by any chance on a call
that you've forgotten about...

minhos.sugarbaby
Oh shit

le.mainhoe
Oh- wait you're right & we fell asleep
on call like every other day

No wonder I heard you just now

minhos.sugarbaby
& I farted

le.mainhoe
I know

binniebunny
I-

minhos.sugarbaby
Chan feels neglected

le.mainhoe
Alright Aussie pussy go on with your issue

aussie.chan
Who taught you that name

binniebunny
Go on Hyung

aussie.chan
Ok so
My phone call with Felix

First of all HES SO FUCKING CUTE OKAY???
HIS GIGGLES ARE HEAVEN AND SKKCKECSLDK
I COULD LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY

binniebunny
wtf- is this really cb97

minhos.sugarbaby
I report Chris Bang missing

le.mainhoe
I'm suddenly scared and want to hide Felix

aussie.chan
Guys the point is
He still hasn't reacted to my voice

minhos.sugarbaby
OH

le.mainhoe
Oh right he never suspected it's cb97

binniebunny
I mean it's normal

You can't expect a fanboy to suddenly
believe the boy he's met online is his
idol just because his voice sounds the same

aussie.chan
Look I'm more than just 'the boy he
met online' I'm Lee Felix's boyfriend
okay get it right

le.mainhoe
well...

minhos.sugarbaby
See that's what I meant when I say chan
is whipping cream

binniebunny
I think you meant whipped

le.mainhoe
Fuck I hate you all

aussie.chan
What-

le.mainhoe
My phone light is making Felix wake up

minhos.sugarbaby
I thought you guys had separate rooms

le.mainhoe
I was cuddling him to sleep

aussie.chan
Shit fuck why is he so fucking adorable

le.mainhoe
Fuck off chan, first off you ended the
phone call abruptly just because the magic
word slipped from his mouth again and that's
why I'm cuddling him so he won't be upset

minhos.sugarbaby
DADDY AKSKKSKSSK

aussie.chan
LOOK I PANICKED

le.mainhoe
WYM PANICKED YOURE THE DADDY NOT THE BANY

BABY*

binniebunny
Who would've thought he was making
Felix call him daddy while pretending
to not cross the lines

minhos.sugarbaby
He never had lines to begin with
He only had stress

le.mainhoe
And a receding hairline

aussie.chan
PLEASE LEAVE MY HAIRLINE ALONE

binniebunny
EXACTLY BECAUSE IT DOESNT REALLY EXIST

aussie.chan
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF

minhos.sugarbaby
AAAAHHHHHHH

le.mainhoe
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHjisungyourecute

minhos.sugarbaby
Omg

binniebunny
omg you sound like Jisung now, Minho

minhos.sugarbaby
OMG WTF THATS THE CUTEST TJIGN EVERR MINHO

PLESEKDKSKKD PLS ADOPT ME DESTROY ME BURY
ME STEP ON KILL ME SLAP ME CHOKE ME
MARRY ME SQUISH ME

le.mainhoe
I'll do the last three, thank you

binniebunny
wait

You're gonna choke h-

aussie.chan
Changbin let's not think about it
Are yall gonna help or no

minhos.sugarbaby
Can't you like FaceTime him

aussie.chan
No you dumbass

le.mainhoe
I'm afraid that'll be too much for baby Felix

binniebunny
Yeah it will

le.mainhoe
Gosh I can picture him sitting there frozen
with his tongue partially sticking out and
eyes wide open

minhos.sugarbaby
AWWW CKKSKCSKXK

aussie.chan
Shut up that's cute

binniebunny
What happened to "under no circumstances
will you expose your identities"

aussie.chan
Zip those plump lips of yours shut please

binniebunny
🗿

Wh

minhos.sugarbaby
Okay so let's help him out

le.mainhoe
Can we do this tomorrow I really wanna sleep

aussie.chan
Yeah okay

binniebunny
You can start by telling him obvious
bits about yourself

aussie.chan
Alright I'll see

minhos.sugarbaby
Minhoppa

le.mainhoe
Please never say that again or I'm gonna
have to shut your pretty lips up Jisung

did you just whimper

binniebunny
Lmao that kinky bitch

minhos.sugarbaby
O-Ohmg.. But you're tempting me to say
it again...

aussie.chan
GO TO SLEEP BYE

aussie.chan has deleted the group chat.

a;n

so um we need a short name for our bootiful cult, (or, we can stick w/ minho pretty/ pretty minho dUH)

drop your ideas you stinky midgets (i bet most of you are short so stop hiding. HAH. and you call changbin short? :^D )