[Tbh Maya has been hesitating
about this because I saw some
of you guys are supposed to be
asleep :(

B-But you successfully bribed me..
So.. Maya is sowwy she couldn't
hold back (つ ಥ_ಥ )つ

ALSO THIS IS LONG WTF
YkNow whAT eLsE iS BiG? wink wonk]

Group Chat > STRICTLY 3RACHA.
Today, 11:07 pm

aussie.chan has added le.mainhoe to the chat.

aussie.chan
"Thots r hot" really Minho?

Why couldn't you come up with
a believable name

It took all of me to not spit my
coke out and laugh

le.mainhoe
Omg so he asked you where it was?

minhos.sugarbaby
Hey CB97 do u noe da wae

le.mainhoe
da wae to da Thots r hot

aussie.chan
.... Am I even surprised at this point

Wait Jisung wtf your name

le.mainhoe
I approve

minhos.sugarbaby
HEHEHEHEH CHAN APPROVES OF YOU TOO PAPI

Now we have his blessings and we can get
married and have babies and one of them
will be Felix

le.mainhoe
Ah, purrfect

aussie.chan
No way! Felix is mine you dumb fucks

le.mainhoe
He was my baby brother long before
your bald ass met him

minhos.sugarbaby
And he was my fwend long before your
rude ass finally let him sPEAK TO YOU

le.mainhoe
OH WAIT
YOURE THE BITCH FELIX USED TO BE SAD ABOUT

aussie.chan
NO

le.mainhoe
THE 'HE REALLY HATES ME BUT HE HASNT EVEN
LET ME TALK YET' PERSON WITH THE SIMILAR
CB97 USERNAME

minhos.sugarbaby
YES IT BE BANG KRES CHAN

le.mainhoe
I WILL CHOP YOUR WEEWOO OFF

aussie.chan
PLS FELIX IS MY BOYFRIEND NOW WE'VE
MADE PROGRESS OKAY

AND I NEED MY WEEWOO TO WOO FELIX

minhos.sugarbaby
FAT THE WHUCK

WHAT THE FUCK**

le.mainhoe
WHAT NO NO FELIX IS STILL SINGLE WTF HES
STILL LIKE 2 YEARS OLD AND YOURE 72

minhos.sugarbaby
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

le.mainhoe
Wait where's SpearB

aussie.chan
Changbin you're reading the messages
Why didn't you show up at the studio
in the morning?

minhos.sugarbaby
.... I'm sorry.

le.mainhoe
Wait what

aussie.chan
Why are you sorry Jisung

minhos.sugarbaby
I fucked up and I'm sorry Changbin.
I'll stay away from you.

le.mainhoe
........

aussie.chan
Jisung?

And he's gone offline.

le.mainhoe
You might wanna slide into Changbin's
DMs, I'll check on Jisung

aussie.chan
Yeah alright

Direct Messages > @aussie.chan
Today, 11:27 pm

aussie.chan
Tell me what happened

binniebunny
Hyung I'm fine

aussie.chan
That's not what I asked

binniebunny
Nothing happened
It's nothing

aussie.chan
And in this case, nothing doesn't mean
nothing and I can see that

binniebunny
......

I just need some alone time

aussie.chan
No, you're not going to go through
whatever is happening, alone
Seen

Come back here and tell me what happened
Changbin.

binniebunny
You know I went to Jisung's that day

aussie.chan
Yeah you guys and your god damn cuddles

binniebunny
He kissed me

aussie.chan
Ok wait what

binniebunny
I think he was sleepy and did it
without thinking

I may have ...overreacted badly

Because it did hurt|

now it's awkward and I can't face him

aussie.chan
How bad did you overreact?

binniebunny
I broke down completely|

Bad, pretty badly

aussie.chan
Do you like him

binniebunny
Nah of course not

aussie.chan
Come on don't hide it from me Changbin

binniebunny
I don't like him

aussie.chan
Lie to me one more time I dare you

binniebunny
Im sorry..

Yeah.. I do. But it won't change
anything

I think I kind of made it obvious..
When I overreacted.. And now he knows

aussie.chan
Gasp he knows you're gay for him

Ok shit sorry not the time for jokes

binniebunny
No that made me laugh lmao I can
literally hear you gasp

Hyung I feel horrible

aussie.chan
I'm sorry

binniebunny
I wish you didn't let us create
these accounts|

aussie.chan
You're thinking it would've been
better if I didn't allow you guys
on here, right ?

binniebunny
Okay how the fuck

aussie.chan
I'm just guessing

If I kept my words and didn't let you
interact with fans then he wouldn't
have met Minho

binniebunny
Minho is a good guy

And.. I ship you with Felix

aussie.chan
I-

binniebunny
I'll be fine okay? It's not like I
planned on ever telling him or giving
it a try so

aussie.chan
you've been suffering in silence
That makes me feel so bad

binniebunny
Don't feel bad, it couldn't be helped

Oh..I wrote some lyrics.. You can
check them if you want..

aussie.chan
Title?

binniebunny
Mixtape: On Track
& Streetlight

aussie.chan
Bring it over

binniebunny
You met Felix today right
Wanna rant about how it went?

aussie.chan
..... I'll leave the front door unlocked

binniebunny
Pls build a blanket fort
I'll bring ice cream

aussie.chan
Of course
Seen

Bubbly puff

binniebunny
Oh my gosh shut up
Seen

Direct Messages > @aussie.chan
Today, 11:43 pm

le.mainhoe
Chan

Chan, am I allowed to go over
to Jisung's place

Respond quick

aussie.chan
Woah Why what-
What's happened

le.mainhoe
He won't stop crying and it hurts me

aussie.chan
Oh god

Alright

Take care of him please

le.mainhoe
Yeah
Seen

_____
"Minho..?"

Felix scanned his brother's empty room. The apartment was quiet, he was all by himself. His bottom lip jutted out, eyes dampening. His brother had left without a word.

"Channie isn't replying.." He murmured softly, climbing onto (pretty) Minho's bed and curling into a ball. It was cold, and Felix wished he wasn't alone.

a;n
Have you guys joined my Minho pretty
cult yet.

Join it. If you refuse, the 👺 from under
your bed will choke you with his 🍆 and
the curse of Doongi will befall upon you.

You will also be chosen as YG's personal
favourite creature (gosh, that is the
worst form of enslavement.)

Unless you're me and like to get
choked- wait no not by the 👺 nvm..