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Today, 6:27 pm

aussie.chan
Lee Felix.

Typing...

aussiecb97
F-Full name..?

aussie.chan
Do you happen to know what caused
Jisung to knock my head and ask "is
a brain in there" then crash to the floor
while screaming 'fucking clowns' because
I'm pretty sure he said he was texting
you earlier.

aussiecb97
I... I'm sorry..

Chan... Am I Fiona?

aussie.chan
Wait what

aussiecb97
Fiona starts with F and has five
letters like my name Felix

That's why CB97 approached me haha yes
he must've mistaken me for Fiona from wow

aussie.chan
Sigh

What in the fuck?

aussiecb97
He took me for lunch

Like he said he'd take the noona
from wow to a restaurant

aussie.chan
Ok ok stop god listen for a second

I'm sure he took you on the date
because it's you

You're Felix, not Fiona

Now go get some rest before you get
stranger ideas

aussiecb97
Date...?

You think I went on a date with CB97..?

aussie.chan
Lunch* but why wouldn't you? he's
your favourite idol

aussiecb97
You'd be fine with me going on a date
with someone else.

It wouldn't bother you.

aussie.chan
...that wasn't a question.. What
are you implying?
Seen

Felix
Seen

aussiecb97
You made him cry -Minho

aussie.chan
But it's too soon to- wait what did I do

aussiecb97
It's never too soon to claim his ass
pls do it now

I agreed to help you meet him as cb97
not so you could hurt him bang chan.
Message deleted

aussie.chan
I.. Oh god, give him the phone I need
to talk to him

Look Felix

I don't want you to go on any dates
with anybody else

unless it's me... Even if.. You think
you haven't met me yet..

aussiecb97
Really?

aussie.chan
Yes

aussiecb97
What does that mean...?

aussie.chan
It means I like you, silly
Seen

Oh here we go again
Seen

This is the stage of shock. You'll
overcome it, just breath in, breath
out, and let me be your boyfriend.

aussiecb97
*commits slippity slip off a cliff*

aussie.chan
What-

I'll take that as a yes

aussiecb97
Wait

Really ? Really really ? You really
like me , like, like like me ?

as a friend in the ungay platonic way?

Or...

aussie.chan
I said let me be your boyfriend Felix

Which part of that sounds ungay and
platonic to you?

aussiecb97
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHKHMHGOF

Ohmygod sorry hrisnjsjf this feels so unreal

aussie.chan
Cute ♡
So, boyfriends?

aussiecb97
YESYESYESYESYESYES ALSKWKDKWKXK
Give Felix a second to let this sink in

aussie.chan
Did no one give you advice on
confessing lolol

aussiecb97
CB97 did...

aussie.chan
Then why aren't you taking his advice?

aussiecb97
I.. I was too shy.. :c

He told me to tell you stuff that very
much sounded like the things Jisung
wants Minho to do to him...

aussie.chan
Gasp
You're so cute I can't believe this

But Felix, baby.

There's something important that
I should tell you.

aussiecb97
Wait Channie pls we can't break up it's
only been a few seconds and I haven't even
told you I love you yet pls

aussie.chan
Oh lord.. We're not breaking up you fool

aussiecb97
Fool-

aussie.chan
My fool

aussiecb97
Oh-Oh my god

Ohmygodchannieireallyreallylikeyou

aussie.chan
I know but I like you even more
Wait how tf did you make that bold-

aussiecb97
No no no no  you can't like me more

aussie.chan
Yes I do

aussiecb97
No

aussie.chan
Yes

aussiecb97
No

aussie.chan
Don't talk back to daddy, little one.
Seen

And don't scream in Minho's ears
he already hates me enough
Seen

+82 xx xxx xxxx

aussiecb97
o h m y f l y i n g p epp e ro ni

aussie.chan
Phone call?

aussiecb97
YESYESYESYES

aussie.chan
Then text me, silly

aussiecb97
❤️💜💖💕💞💗💘💙💟❤️💓💖💝❤️

aussie.chan
❤️❤️❤️
Seen

_____
Listening to Jisung's snores (and sleep-rapping) on the other side of the phone call, (pretty) Minho was about to fall under the spell of a comfy evening nap on the sofa, until he heard tiny squeals and suspicious screeches from the kitchen, where Felix was. It went dead silent, and then murmurs could be heard.

"He said daddy aloud..again." (Pretty) Minho mumbled, falling asleep right after.

a;n guess what omg
ilikedramasoilookforwardtothenextchapter.

maybe.. If you bribe me.. I could
give a third upd-

Just kidding haha!!!

Unless..? ;)