Direct Messages > @hoe_for_minho
Today, 6:13 pm

hoe_for_minho
What the fucking fuck

Repeat.

aussiecb97
............ For real?

You can just scroll up and read...

hoe_for_minho
Repeat.

aussiecb97
Uh..
So I went out because Minho wanted jam
from a weird named store in the mall

He made me go to the posh top floor

Saw cb97
Got a heart attack
Texted Chan

Got caught crouching & panicking
Then he took me to lunch

and lunch costed more than both my
kidneys but he paid for it

Oh my god
'Let me take you to a restaurant'

Am I Fiona?

hoe_for_minho
No no no!

Not that part! That's not important
right now!

You're telling me you Lee Felix sat
there at lunch with CB97 from 3racha
and then ranted to CB97 about how you
think you're in love with your fRiEnD
Chan aka @aussie.chan ???????

AND THAT CB97 AKA CHRIS BANG wAS SITTING
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU GIVING YOU ADVICE ON
HOW TO CONFESS TO CHAN?? AKA AUSSIE.CHAN????

aussiecb97
Well because he told me it was fine!
He was kind enough to listen! Maybe it
seemed funny to him tho.. Looked like
he was stifling his laughter

Just don't tell Chan pls 

hoe_for_minho
No shit Felix I don't have to because you
basically told him yourself!

aussiecb97
No I haven't! I'm not prepared to
tell him yet :C

hoe_for_minho
Oh

Oh I meant I'm sure he understands
through your sweet messages but I'm just

God dammit this is peak clownery
goodbye I'm going to commit unalive

aussiecb97
.....

T_T what did I do wrong...
Seen

a;n

say the magic words if you need it ;)