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YOU FUCKERS

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Group Chat > STRICTLY 3RACHA.
Today, 12:39 pm

aussie.chan
So

hoe_for_minho
*turns away*

aussie.chan
Jisung, I made up with Felix so
stop being mad at me

hoe_for_minho
WAIT REALLY?! YAYYAYAY CAN
I ADD HIM PLESEPLESEPLESE

aussie.chan
No not to this chat

hoe_for_minho
Oh wait right
Strictly 3rabha

Rabha*

Wtf

binniebunny
Hey guys

What's up hyung?

aussie.chan
Alright so I do have a problem

hoe_for_minho
Don't think too much I'm sure
Felix is bottom

Just use protection

aussie.chan
Jisung shut up

binniebunny
Lmao dude I thought he was going to
talk about his receding hairline
because now that really is a problem

aussie.chan
FOR FUCKS SAKE LEAVE MY HAIRLINE ALONE

hoe_for_minho
oh shit you hit a nerve

binniebunny
I didn't think he was sensitive about it

aussie.chan
Yeah and I didn't think you'd grow
up to be a shrimp when we were kids

binniebunny
.......

Fuck you Aussie pussy

hoe_for_minho
AHAJAHAISIWKDK PLS THAT SOUNDS LIKE
IT COULD BE IN OUR NEXT RAP

aussie.chan
no we're not rapping about Aussie pussies

binniebunny
Bang chan*

aussie.chan
Fuck off Changbin

binniebunny
I was the only one that respected
you out of all the friends you made

Oh wait, you never made that many anyway

aussie.chan
I'm done I hate you and that's final

binniebunny
You didn't think that when you squished
my cheeks today morning and called me a
bubbly puff

hoe_for_minho
Omg Changbin has a soft side that
makes Chan soft

aussie.chan
Can we ducking focus on the issue now

hoe_for_minho
You do like ducks don't you

aussie.chan
I'm out

binniebunny
Okay okay what's up?

aussie.chan
Ughhh

hoe_for_minho
Omg I'm scared it's like he's preparing
to unleash everything he's been holding
back AAAHHHH

TSUNAMI ALERT

binniebunny
bro calm tf down and let the father speak

aussie.chan
I'm torn between throwing both of you
into an ongoing traffic and hitting you
softly with the cactus in my closet

binniebunny
I'm more concerned that you have a
cactus in your closet

aussie.chan
It's gay and afraid to come out

hoe_for_minho
Where the fuck is Bang Chan
I'm so scared who are you

binniebunny
Oh god

Back to the point, what's your problem?

aussie.chan
Woah no need to be so rude

binniebunny
I- I was just asking , chill

aussie.chan
Anyway

I'm.. I'm really soft for this one person

binniebunny
No bitch you're flat out gay as
fuck for Felix and you can't
tell me otherwise

aussie.chan
I-

hoe_for_minho
LMAO GOT HIM

aussie.chan
THIS DOESNT MAKE IT EASIER

hoe_for_minho
IM SCARED AGAIN WHY ARE YOU
YELLING CHANNIE HYUNG THIS IS
SCARING ME PLS IM GONNA CRY

Hannie is rlly gonna cry now

binniebunny
Jisung hold on I'm omw

hoe_for_minho
I- 😭😭😭 this man, although short,
is the best man ever ^ he's going to
cuddle me uwu

binniebunny
Never mind

hoe_for_minho
NO PLEASE IM SORRY HEIGHT DOESNT
MATTER PLS

Oh wait you're here already

aussie.chan
You guys are fucking demons

hoe_for_minho
Omg he's mad at us

binniebunny
Alright so you have Felix for feelings
Wait what

Feelings for Felix*

aussie.chan
I have officially lost the ability
to human thanks to you

hoe_for_minho
As if you had the ability to human
before this

aussie.chan
Look I really need some serious helP
You guys aren't helping

hoe_for_minho
Exactly

And that's why I'm going to summon
someone who can in fact help your
miserable ass

hoe_for_minho has added le.mainhoe to the chat.

hoe_for_minho
Hey papi chulo

le.mainhoe
Aye aye my munchkin

binniebunny
what the fucking fuck

aussie.chan
Ok and how is your thick sugar daddy
who also happens to be my ADORABLE
crush's brother gonna help me Jisung

binniebunny
Did you just call Felix your crush
I thought you were in love

le.mainhoe
why are you calling my baby brother
adorable so aggressively

hoe_for_minho
No wait you spelled it wrong

Thicc*

aussie.chan
........

le.mainhoe
That's my baby

hoe_for_minho
HEHEHEHE pls choke me now

binniebunny
Wait how the fuck did you make that bold

aussie.chan
His desperation seeped into the chat

le.mainhoe
Quick tell me what you need help with

aussie.chan
How do I tell Felix who I am in a
not so shocking way (that I'm CB97)
while also making sure he doesn't
lose the feelings he most likely
has and doesn't think of me differently

hoe_for_minho
We've reached a point in time where
Chan suddenly cares about what someone
else thinks of him

le.mainhoe
Oh I have a great idea.

Where do you idols normally go to?
Like cafes and such

binniebunny
Ah here
[ • shared location ]

This mall's top floor is more or
less used by celebs

le.mainhoe
How the fuck do crazy fans not know ?

hoe_for_minho
May Lord protect us and make them
never find out

aussie.chan
Alright so what about that mall?

le.mainhoe
Go there tomorrow in the afternoon.
Now goodbye I must kill the math textbook

binniebunny
Wait what why

le.mainhoe
It's making Felix sad

hoe_for_minho
Then pay attention to me afterwards pwease

le.mainhoe
Sure, mon cherie~

le.mainhoe has left the chat.

aussie.chan
........ I kind of want to kill
that math text book too

hoe_for_minho
Go and pick an outfit

aussie.chan
Um I can do that tomorrow

hoe_for_minho
No n o! YOURE MEETING LEE FELIX
AKA CUTEST BOY AKA THE ONE YOUR
PATHETIC ASS LIKES

aussie.chan has left the chat.

binniebunny
Uh... I think he's overwhelmed

hoe_for_minho
Felix is causing character development
We owe him

binniebunny
Imagine Felix finding out Chan is
his idol lmao

hoe_for_minho
It could be like "OMG JSFJSKJCKSJC"
or it could be "you've been fooling me..!"

binniebunny
Or it could be "Minho has been
admitted to the hospital due to
severe ear bleeding"

hoe_for_minho
HUH NO WAY

binniebunny
So I've heard, Felix shouts at home a lot

hoe_for_minho
Hey um
C

binniebunny
Say no more

hoe_for_minho
-uddles... :'3 Binnie best boy
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