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Today, 7:34 pm

le.mainhoe
Felix hasn't eaten all day

aussie.chan
Then what are you doing here? Go and
make sure he eats something and take
care of him.

le.mainhoe
Oh yeah we're totally gonna pretend like
you aren't the reason my baby brother has
been crying since last night and is refusing
to eat anything because "my heart feels
really tight" and "I miss Channie".

He couldn't fucking breathe because
he cried that much

Oh right, and we're also going to
pretend like you're not CB97 from
3racha and you haven't been talking
to an innocent boy who literally
idolises you.

aussie.chan
Who the fuck told you that

le.mainhoe
I won't hesitate to hire an assassin
to shoot your ass down if you do as
much as even scold Jisung 

Don't even make him pout I swear
Your remaining hair will be burnt off :)

aussie.chan
I-

le.mainhoe
Yeah you've been cornered

aussie.chan
Listen

You know Hwang Hyunjin

le.mainhoe
Yes and that's why you really don't
want to associate with Felix anymore

So you wouldn't "cross lines" & cause a scandal

But you think I don't know your kinky
ass has been making him call you daddy?
He says it in his sleep too

aussie.chan
Oh my god shut up will you?
Let me talk

le.mainhoe
No, you aren't talking today Bang
Christopher Chan

aussie.chan
......

What did Jisung bribe you for?

le.mainhoe
Sex

Just kidding

That's a taboo since neither of us
are willing to back down from the
who's top who's bottom fight

aussie.chan
This has gone out of my control..

le.mainhoe
Exactly

Including your feelings for Felix
& your uncontrollable use of hair dye

aussie.chan
Will you please stop attacking that
part of me

le.mainhoe
Nope :p

Back to the point

I know Hyunjin he's Felix's best friend

But I also know the 'HHJ' scandal you're
so worried about. Just so you know that
bitchass idol friend of yours called
Jinyoung took advantage of Hyunjin and
Hyunjin was never at fault in their case.

Also Hyunjin is a dumb fuck

You can kidnap him by telling him
there's Americano in the van.

Or, that there's Australia in the
van. Lmao

aussie.chan
So you know about it

le.mainhoe
I know more

aussie.chan
Wait what

le.mainhoe
Like the colour of Jisung's boxers rn

Oh wait

He's not wearing any 👀

aussie.chan
Okay what the fuck
You were made for him

Perverts

le.mainhoe
Oh oh wow then Mr. Innocent, mind
telling me why you left for a cold
shower at 11pm yesterday while leaving
Felix on read after he called you daddy?

aussie.chan
How-

le.mainhoe
Oh I didn't stalk
Jisung told me the first half

aussie.chan
No I mean the second part

le.mainhoe
Felix has this habit of talking to himself
"But why isn't he responding to daddy?" then
proceeds to pout like the cutest shit ever

Now make up with him will you?
It's sad seeing him like this

I want to hit you with a truck

aussie.chan
Thank you
I'll apologise

What you aren't gonna ask him out? 

aussie.chan
Shut up Minho

Maybe you're the one that should
be choked by Jisung instead

le.mainhoe
I don't mind 💦😍
Seen

a;n
Ever just sit and think about how
(Pretty) Minho is so fucking s of t?
Like, he's one of the kindest boi ever,
how is he real? Minho is such a common
name yet he, the one born on 25th October
1998, in Gimpo KR, the member of skz called
Lee Know, is literally one in a billion.
Wow. He's amazing. I have no words. Bye.