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Today, 9:15 am

aussie.chan
Rise & shine, angel~

aussiecb97
Hi Channie ♥︎

You aren't mad at me..?

aussie.chan
Why would I be?

aussiecb97
You ended the call yesterday and I
was worried :(

aussie.chan
I'm not mad baby
That just..happened..

Becauseiheardyoucallmedaddyand
iwasn'tprepared

MOVING ON

aussiecb97
ehehe uwu you're being cute Channie

aussie.chan
No

That's not the term you use for me, doll
You're the cute one here

aussiecb97
But you're cute too :(

aussie.chan
But what do I look like?

aussiecb97
......

aussie.chan
What does your Channie look like

aussiecb97
I won't force you to show me..

aussie.chan
I have blond hair (not a wig, real hair)

aussiecb97
Yum

Wait no I mean

aussie.chan
oh so blond is your type 😏

aussiecb97
Chan is my type :3

aussie.chan
......

Where did you learn how to flirt?

aussiecb97
I'm.. I'm not flirting :c

aussie.chan
how are you this adorable? The fuck?
When I finally hold you I'm not letting go.

aussiecb97
:D please
Hold me and don't let me go hehe

aussie.chan
For that, you must know who I am

aussiecb97
You're Chan

aussie.chan
Bang Chan is my full name

aussiecb97
Oohh >u< does Bang Felix sound good?

Minho Hyung is always saying about
Lee Jisung

aussie.chan
I mean yeah I would bang you

aussiecb97
Wait what

aussie.chan
Ahaha nothing I was talking to myself

aussiecb97
In chat...

aussie.chan
Do you like my voice?

aussiecb97
Like isn't enough :( I love your voice
Chan, why are you asking me these..?

aussie.chan
Because I want you to know who I am

aussiecb97
You're Chan..

aussie.chan
Sigh

You're right
I'm Chan and I'll always be your Chan

It won't change

aussiecb97
It won't <3

aussie.chan
♡
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aussie.chan has created a group chat
aussie.chan has added (3) users

Group Chat > project: expose me (cb97)
7:02 pm

aussie.chan
It's still not working

le.mainhoe
I've lost hope

minhos.sugarbaby
You're an idiot Chan

le.mainhoe
You actually made him sad

He's asking me about it, asking me to
explain how relationships work because
he's afraid there's something wrong

aussie.chan
I didn't mean to..

minhos.sugarbaby
I DiDnT mEaN tO

binniebunny
That's what they say

le.mainhoe
Can't you meet him?

binniebunny
You know there's a dating ban

le.mainhoe
Yeah the dating ban that'll be lifted in
like three months, of course I know,
it's hell

binniebunny
Aw :( I'm sorry Minho
You guys can date in secret right?

minhos.sugarbaby
Minho doesn't want scandals

le.mainhoe
It's safer to wait until you're free
to date

minhos.sugarbaby
P-Papi you're too sweet

binniebunny
I-

aussie.chan
Ew gay

binniebunny
What a hypocrite ^

minhos.sugarbaby
^^

le.mainhoe
^^^

aussie.chan
I hate you guys

minhos.sugarbaby
Wait a damn minute BUT CHAN AND FELIX
ARE ALREADY DATING

binniebunny
OH SHIT

le.mainhoe
FUCK YOURE RIGHT

aussie.chan
FUCK

minhos.sugarbaby
NO YOU SHUT UP CHAN

aussie.chan
WHAT DO I DO

le.mainhoe
IDK DESTROY JYP'S DATING BAN
INSTEAD OF YOUR HAIRLINE

aussie.chan
MIN FUCKING HO THIS HAD NKTHING TO
FO WITH MY HAOf

minhos.sugarbaby
OMG HE MADE TYPOS IM SCARED
Chang-

aussie.chan
......

binniebunny
I'll come give u cuddles

If it's okay w/ Minho of course

le.mainhoe
B ru h  I'm the bad guy snatching him
from you, why are you being so kind?

binniebunny
No, you guys have mutual feelings and
that wins so do me a favour and let us
all not talk about mine because that'll
help.

Don't you want me to move on?

minhos.sugarbaby
:( sorry Binnie
You don't have to come if it's uncomfortable

le.mainhoe
Speaking of, do you wanna move on?

We can look for potential partners

minhos.sugarbaby
That hot friend of Felix's

aussie.chan
No, he will not associate with Hyunjin.
I already found someone for Changbin

binniebunny
What- no hyung

minhos.sugarbaby
DROP THE USERNAME

aussie.chan
@soft.seung

binniebunny
NO

le.mainhoe
um that's a strong rejection

binniebunny
HE PUTS MILK BEFORE CEREAL LOOK At
HIS BIO WTF IM NOT GONNA DATE THE DEVIL

aussie.chan
JUST GIVE IT A TRY OKAY

HES CUTE AND YOU CAN FINALLY SOCIALISE

minhos.sugarbaby
LMAOO KSKVKSKVJS I LIKE HIM ALREADY
PLS LETS ADD

le.mainhoe has added soft.seung to the chat

le.mainhoe
Hey 'Kim Seungmin', our friend over here
@binniebunny has a crush on you but is
too much of a pussy to admit it

minhos.sugarbaby
so please slide into his dms

aussie.chan
He likes that you pour milk before cereal

binniebunny
THE FUDK YOU GUYS I DOMT EVEN KNLW HIM

soft.seung
Ew, typos. Not my thing.

Also, 'I love dark'? What are you, 12?
I'm not into kids.

soft.seung has removed binniebunny from the chat.

soft.seung
Oh wait, I was supposed to leave.

Excuse me, I couldn't stand breathing
the same air.

soft.seung has left the chat.

minhos.sugarbaby
PLEASE IM WHEEZING LMAOOO
SeungBin didn't work out

le.mainhoe
That was entertaining

aussie.chan
I wanna go check on how bad that
roasted Changbin ...

minhos.sugarbaby has added binniebunny
to the chat.

binniebunny
I can't believe a nerd ass puppy looking
creature just disrespected me what the fuck

le.mainhoe
He's your future tho

minhos.sugarbaby
Heart been broke so many times

aussie.chan
I'm sorry for the tears you shed Changbin

binniebunny
Oh Chan. Hello. So, it was your idea,
right. Wanna hang out with me? We can
visit that dark alleyway in the abandoned
neighbourhood.

minhos.sugarbaby
Chan finna be murdered

aussie.chan
Brb gotta water the

le.mainhoe
Dead hair roots

minhos.sugarbaby
LMAOOOAOFJSKKFKSJF MUNGO REALLT DO Nw
HATINON CHANS BALD HEAD

binniebunny
wait what

le.mainhoe
"Minho really do be hating on Chan's
bald head"

binniebunny
How the fuck did you-

minhos.sugarbaby
UWU

le.mainhoe
Chan's gone offline

binniebunny
I'm off too, gotta burn his wig

minhos.sugarbaby
Oh baby, it's just you & I now ;)

le.mainhoe
Yeah let's run away

minhos.sugarbaby
OWO ♡

Today, 8:01 pm

le.mainhoe
JISUNG WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT YOU THROWING STONES AT MY WINDOW

minhos.sugarbaby
OPEN

le.mainhoe
YOU DUMBASS FELIX IS AT HOME

minhos.sugarbaby
WELL I CAN HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET

le.mainhoe
FINE

minhos.sugarbaby
WAIT WHAT NO PLS DONT PUT ME THERE
MINHO PLS I LOVE YOU

le.mainhoe
SHUT UP OMG WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

minhos.sugarbaby
BUT YOU JUST SHOUTED "I LOVE YOU TOO"
ASKSKDJSJDJSDJFJKDKCK

le.mainhoe
THAT WAS SO YOU COULD SHUT UP

You can climb trees right

minhos.sugarbaby
IM SCARED

le.mainhoe
THEN GO BACK HOME

YOU AINT GETTING UP HERE UNLESS YOU
CLIMB THAT BIG ASS TREE

minhos.sugarbaby
:c

le.mainhoe
STOP POUTING OHMYGODJVKSJC

ARE YOU CRYING- uGH FINE

Wait there and don't move
I'm coming

minhos.sugarbaby
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I just realised my chapters are hecking long
( ' ▽ ' )

So I was wondering if--  if you say the-
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