This odd style of imagines is known on Tumblr as "Would Include" like "Being Married to Audrey Would Include:" And they are point form little things about anything. This one is specifically about being married to Audrey. 

warnings: mentions of sex

note: this is something else i did almost two months ago oops here you go wattpad 

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- she proposed, hands down

- it was after she took you out to see a movie you waited months for

- and it was completely trash, so you walked out crying

- and she got down on both knees and pulled out a ring

- "the movie was terrible but you still have me"

- and you cried even harder before asking

- "why are you on both knees, you dork?"

- and with the most serious look on her face;

- "one knee is so heterosexual. two knees is bi-kind of style"

- you get married in a beautiful barn outside of town

- and noah is still doing his damn podcasts, but instead that night he gives updates on your wedding using his phone

- right in the middle of your fucking wedding, on the alter beside audrey;

- "now they are about to say their vows and it's so adorable–"

- audrey grabs the phone and literally throws it down the aisle by brooke

- and brooke stands up and smashes the fucking thing with her heels

- your wedding night is amazing but audrey is so nervous

- so you keep saying terrible puns until she just picks you and throws you on the bed

- because your wife is still strong as fuck and could totally take you in a fight

- and every time you have sex she thanks you

- which you've explained is ridiculous until one day she sighs and says

- "no one has ever put me first like you do"

- and you can't sleep after hearing that, because it seems so sad

- so you swipe her camera the next morning and drive out to your friends to make a long video where your friends from high school say why audrey is so important to them

- when audrey sees it she cries and then yells at you for making her cry

- she loves cooking too? it surprises you when you begin waking up to pancakes every single morning

- and she always burns them a bit but damn are they ever fluffy

- one day she tries to teach you how she makes them that fluffy

- and you start a fire, burning half the kitchen down because the two of you started making out and took it the bedroom

- idiots

- the fireman hits on you and Audrey gives him her death glare

- you've never seen a man put out a fire and run for it so quickly

- audrey reads on her phone before bed every night

- and won't tell you what it freaking is that she reads

-so one night you see her phone and it's fan fiction

- but not just any fan fiction... it's alice and jasper fan fiction

- from god damn twilight

- so you buy fangs from a local store

- and while having sex she doesn't even notice how silent you are

- until you're kissing her neck and you lightly bite her

- and she jumps off the bed and hits her head off the wall

- "what the actually hell are you wearing"

- you laugh for a good ten minutes and toss her the teeth

- she's so not impressed and it takes you an entire year to convince her that her guilty pleasure is fine with you

- you both agree no kids because of your traumatic pasts

- and you have this small fear of passing it on while raising kids

- so you buy a dog and three cats who are all friends

- they are all named after empowering lgbt+ woman in history

- and no matter how many times you fight about silly things

- she's always the first to apologize despite being your stubborn little wife

- every time you hear her beg for forgiveness,

- your heart feels so tight and you think back to the moment you married her and just repeat a part of your vows

- "and no matter how many times we fight over marvel and dc or whether or not winona ryder is still the hottest cult classic actress,"

- and she finishes it for you, every single time;

- "you will always be the one person i can count on to apologize and calm me down"

- and then you probably have sex on the counter which leads to making pancakes later

- and hopefully you actually pay attention to the stove