[Spawns a bunch of two aus into the same room cutely]

Contract AU: "what- where am I?"

Mania AU: "lol beats me!"

Undying AU: "WHY DOES THAT ONE HAVE AN AXE????"

Mania AU: "it's just a toy! Don't worry :3"

Robo!replacement au: "I think that one has psychological problems."

Robo AU: "agreed..."

Angel!Salvation AU: [no mouth so...] 'how odd...so many of well,me...in the same rooms together...'

Angel!OG au: "okay I'm confused why are so many of me here?"

Angel!Future AU: "I think the universes melted together."

Static AU: "I'm concerned-"

Puppet AU: 🙂

Toy box AU: "I guess a lot of us are Gorey and traumatized huh?"

Vaporwave AU: "seems that way!"

Present!two (from the child ask book) : "I'm worried..."

Past!Two: "um...I wanna go hoomeee...."

Subject AU: "I would rather not go back to the lab I was forced to go,thanks."

Undying AU: "I agree this is way better than my universe-"

Selection/phantom two: "yeah! I still feel like I'm in limbo though."

StarLight AU: "this is weird..."

Not our god AU: "yeaahhh...at least my injuries don't hurt anymore."

Future! Angel AU: "oh yeah! Neat!"

Normal four walks in to just see the unnatural amount of twos.

"...yeah no." They walk out.

Contract AU: "...none of you will try and kill anyone right?"

Mania AU: "depends on my mood! ^v^"

Drowned au: "I'm concerned about the axe two-"

Phantom/Selection AU: "yeah no I'm with edgy two here."

Undying AU: "I don't think any of us are actually safe to be around"

Micro AU: "really?"

Therapy AU: "yeah no I'd say I'm actually quite stable-"

StarLight AU: "lalalalala..."

[Rotting AU has been silent the whole time because they can't talk. AND PETRIFIED AU I FORGOT THEM. They aren't talking because they don't trust anyone.]

Past! AU: "let's have a tea party!"

All of them (-rotting AU) : "YEAHHHHHHH!"

All of them have a nice tea party and no fights break out...

Because they tied mania two up.

The end!

(Yes you can ask about what each of these aus are about because I am NOT GONNA TRY TO TYPE THEM lol.)