Hayo again! I just wanna tell
You or share this songs which
Likely came from other fan fics.
(Or let's just say those are cracks)
But I don't own anything what
They write instead, I will tell
Who are they!

Here are 10 songs!

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1st

Kill them all (Let it go; Frozen)

Eren: the Titans run at the forest
Tonight .bloody footprints to be
Seen.

Armin: a kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm their meal.

Mikasa: the wind is howling
Like a swirling storm outside.
Couldn't keep it in, Heaven knows I've tried .

Jean: don't let them in, don't
Let them see .kill the Titans
With the 3dmg .

Marco: conceal don't feel,don't
Them know .well now they know!

Levi: kill them all, kill them all.
Can't hold it back anymore.
Kill them all,kill all them all .Go
Ahead and slice their napes.

Hanji: I don't care what they're
Going to say.

Eren: let my rage go on!!!

Levi: the blood never bothered
Me anyway *smirks*

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2nd

Levi's song

I'm a little Levi short and stout.

Here is my windex here is my
Shout .

But when I get all pissed this is
What I shout;

"Clean this shit up you worthless
Scouts!"

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3rd

Attack on titan Christmas carols

On the first day of snk Isayama gave to me

A teammate smashed against a
Tree

On the second day of snk Isayama gave to me

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the third day of snk Isayama gave to me

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the fourth day of snk Isayama gave to me

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the fifth day of snk Isayama gave to me

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the sixth day of snk Isayama gave to me

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the seventh day of snk Isayama gave to me

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the eighth day of snk Isayama gave to me

Eight trost episodes

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the ninth day of snk Isayama gave to me

Nine dead squad mates

Eight trost episodes

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the tenth day of snk Isayama gave to me

Ten ripped fingernails

Nine dead squad mates

Eight trost episodes

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the eleventh day of snk Isayama gave to me

Eleven tears shed

Ten ripped fingernails

Nine dead squad mates

Eight trost episodes

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

And a teammate smashed against a tree

On the twelfth day of snk Isayama gave to me

TWELVE SAD VOLUMES

Eleven tears shed

Ten ripped fingernails

Nine dead squad mates

Eight trost episodes

Seven sexy ships

Six flesh blades

FIVE TITAN SHIFTERS

Four squad leaders

Three child kidnappers

Two gay couples

AND A TEAMMATE SMASHED AGAINST A TREEEEEEEEEEE!

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4th

Barbie girl

Titans: *grab the citizens*

Citizens: Nooo titans nooo!!!

Titans: *eats them all up*

- The Present -

Armin: I'm a Titans meal in a titans world~

Eren: life is taken, by the Titans.

Jean: you can eat us up, we taste that very well!

Mikasa: eating us humans,
Lives are all in danger....

Levi: C'mon people ,kill the
Titans!!! *glares*

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5th

Oh humanity has a chance

e-i-e-i-o

But then came the Armored
Titan.

e-i-e-i-o

Then a kick,kick here

And a bang bang here

Here a kick,here a bang

Kick,kick,bang,bang

Oh humanity had a chance,

e-i-e-i-o!
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6th

(Dunno d title)

Twinkle twinkle Marco's dead,

Petra fell and broke her head.

Levi lost his scouting team,

Eren heard his mother's screams.

Twinkle twinkle Marco's dead,

This show fucked me in the head.

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7th

Heichou ,Heichou (Hotline Bling)

Levi: *opens the bedroom to
Find a half naked eren*

Eren: you used to call me in
Your bedroom (Heichou ,Heichou) late night when you
Need my love .call me in your
Bedroom ,late night when you need my love .

Levi: ....

Eren: I know when you get turned on (get turned on), that can only mean one thing .
*wiggles eyebrows*

Levi: is that so? *approaches
Eren* this can only mean one thing .

Eren: *blushes*

Levi: *kicks eren out of the room*Tch .

Eren: B-but! I thought we had
Chemistry-

Levi: *whispers* maybe some other time...

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8th

Do you want to build a Marco?~

Eren: hey Jean, do you wanna
Build a Marco?

Jean: Eren sto-

Eren: Come on let's go and slay~

Jean: No ere-

Eren: I never see him anymore,
He went out the door,it feels
Like he died yesterday~

Jean: Eren ple-

Eren: You and him used to be fuck buddies ,and now you're not~

Jean: How did you-

Eren: I wish you would tell me
Why~

Jean: Because he died.

Eren: do you want to build a Marco

Jean: ................

Eren: It can be a half Marco too~

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9th

My rogue Titan don't~

Eren: My rogue Titan don't,
My rogue Titan don't
My rogue Titan don't wan none
Unless you got smiling titans, hun

Levi: Boy brat named eren .
He used to live in shiganshina
Big gatherer, he was gettin' up
Some sticks .
Was In arguments with the Garrison .but he live in a town

Mikasa: Brought me a nice red scarf, he's keeping me stylish
Now that's real,real,real
Knife in his back,bitch,I came
Dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them
Running away
I'm crazy as hell! I only saw them
Choking my eren

Armin: I'm always making the plans,by the way,I'm actually
Sadistic?
He can tell I ain't missing no
Opportunity to kill
Come through and shoot that
Guy outta my carriage

Sasha: let him eat with his
Spuds and he tellin' me to have
The leftovers

Jean: .....Sasha, eren never did that.

Sasha: *ignores him*

Annie: And he telling me its real.
That he hates my titan
Say he don't like em 15 meters.
He want something that isn't
What killed his mom
So I pulled up in the ranks, and
I hit him with a building

Reiner and bertolt: Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

Eren: guys...My rogue Titan don't
Levi: none
Mikasa: unless
Armin: you
Sasha: got
Jean: smiling titans
Everyone: hun!

*squad leader hanji in the distance twerking while hanji plays with strobe lights*

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10th

Titan Bells

Armin: Dashing through the storm

Eren: With one horse ,gear and
Flare

Jean: o'er the fields we go, dying
All the way

Sasha: corpses on about to increase, Making titans bloat

Levi: what fun in it is to cry
And clean? With a shittin' song
Tonight

All: Oh,Titan Bells, Titan Bells,
Titans all the way

Mikasa: oh how hopeless to live in this world ,that's a cruel
Place

All: Oh,Titan bells,titan bells,
Titans all the way

Marco: oh, how fun it is to
Die by your body eaten into
Half!

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Here are the authors!

@Ackermanlet

@iRIVAILLE

@waffle_princess

and me! For the last song .
I wrote this part because I
Think those are hilarious .
And if there are cracks in here
That I forgot to put the authors,
I apologize .but if there's none...
Yassss!

Thank you for the wattys who
Is reading this book! And thanks
For the authors who gave me
Ideas and i like your works! Love yah!

~Christy