E: eh... nah. I mean, I understand how there's the hate-love shit, but Jean actually hates Eren's guts, and Eren actually hates Jean's, so... no.

Eren: GAA- wait. WHAT THE FUCK?! EW EW EWWWW! THIS IS BEASTIALITY! EW!

Jean: WHAT THE FUCK MAN I'M NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE! I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE!

Marco: *trying so hard to keep a smile on his face when he really just wants to punch Eren a little bit*

Krista: Marco, you look awkwardly constipated. Are you okay?

Marco: *nods* YEP! JUST FINE.

Eren: OI HORSEY. YOUR BOYFRIEND-

Marco: *has had enough and punches Eren in the nose*

Eren: *cries*

Jean: Marco... YOU CAN PUNCH?!

Marco: JEAN OF COURSE I CAN PUNCH! I'M NOT A MARSHMALLOW!

Jean: well you're really sweet.

Marco: naw.

Levi: tch... break up the brat love and sissy bullshit.

E: all of you, shut the fuck up. WHO SHIPS IT?

nobody raises their hand

E: yeah I didn't ship it in the first place.