Levi: KATHY !!!!!!

Kathy: wat -3-

Levi: why didn't you tell me

Eren: what happened??

Armin: I don't know 🤷‍♀️

Erwin: what's going on??

Levi: how dare you keep this from me !

Hanji: keep what I want to know !!!!

Kathy: umm what chu talking about

Levi: I thought we had something

Marco:*gasp* Levi are you cheating on Eren with Kathy

Kathy: WHAT NO NEVER WILL I DO THAT !!!!

Eren: ooo ok good I was about to murder a bitch

Jean: So what is the big unknown secret!!??

Levi: she freakin wrote smut !!!

Kathy: what !!! How dare you I'm a child of god !!!

Levi: What are you talking about your the child of Satan

Kathy: *gasp*

Erwin: what is smut?

Marco: Kathy why didn't you tell me

Kathy: wait no I didn't

Levi: You wrote a smut scene in secret how dare you !!!

Kathy: and so what I kept it a secret what are going to do about it huh

Levi: this means War!!!!!!!

Armin: what is happening

Erwin: Levi what is smut

Kathy: when people do da shit together

Marco: .... yea basically

Kathy: WAR!!!!

Levi: WAR!!!

Jean: God were did I go wrong ?

Eren: you being born