Marco screeched unnaturally at Armin, who had just said something rude about his freckles. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY BABIES?!" Armin stared at him wide-eyed for a second, before shaking his head and sighing. "There is something extremely wrong with you." Armin muttered.

At that moment, Jean, Reiner, and Eren had all walked in, Jean face palming when Reiner decided to break the door down. Eren just looked confused. "Why did you break the door down when it was already open?" He had asked, obviously forgetting about the whole "Don't question Reiner's logic" rule. Reiner just turned and stared at him, Jean feared for Eren's life, Eren still looked confused, Marco had started whining about how he had just fixed that door, and Armin blocked the window.

"Did you just question my logic?"

". . . . . ."

"Shit."

Long story short, Eren and Armin got thrown out the window, Marco got punched in the eye for being a little whiny bitch, Reiner got shot with a tranquilizer dart, and Jean got stabbed in the neck with a door knob.
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Mikasa stared out the window, chillin' like a villain, before noticing to people who just got thrown out the window on the other side. "Woah. Dude, Connie, Sasha, look. I think Eren and Armin are dead." She said, almost calmly. "Isn't Eren your brother?" Sasha had asked. "Yeah." "So why the fuck are you so calm?" ". . . .Shit, good point." Connie, in the corner, had barely heard a word the two girls said. He was spouting some nonsense about some tree named Romo was being rude to his plant Jeffrey. "Holy mother Kaneki, that is so rude. Imma kick his ass for you, Jeffrey." He said, in the particular direction of a potted plant. "The fuck is Connie doing?" Mikasa asked, staring over at him. "He's speaking to Jeffrey. Apparently Romo was talking shit, so he's about to get hit." Sasha said. "...Waht?" "I watch him talk for amusement." "...sure."
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Erwin the tall was working on a magical spell of pain, aka a syringe to the neck for someone. Also he was working on the Titan serum thing. "Hanji! I need you to bring me like, 19 titans." He had shouted at Hanji, as she walked in, smiling brightly. "Hell no." She said, looking as though she had no emotions in her heart. If she had one, that is. "What about 5?" Erwin negotiated. "How about none?" Hanji retorted. Erwin frowned, and in the most childish voice he could muster, said, "I'm telling Levi!" Hanji glared at the blond, before sighing. "Fine. I'll bring you two." She said. "Make it three!" Erwin said, nearly yelling. Hanji just sighed again, before leaving.
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Levi screeched internally as he sat across Rico, the very rude woman from the Military fuckbois- Police, I mean. "Can you at least try to be sensible?! I mean, the Scouting Legion is fucking flooded with shifters! Give us at least one." She yelled, flailing her arms about the place. Levi looked her in the eye, smiling as kindly as possible, and said kindly, "Hell no."
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Bertholdt and Annie were walking down the hallway, arguing to the max about which is better, Bread or soup. This was normal. Only thing is, it was getting heated. "How could you even say that?! Bread is way better than soup!" Annie legitimately screeched at him. Bertholdt did some kind of thing with his hands, which ended in a prayer sign. "No. The. Fuck. It. ain't!" He screeched back. "YES. THE. FUCK. IT. IS." They both just started screeching at each other, not even saying words.
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