Jean: I FOUND JUICE.

Eren: Juice? Where'd you find it?

Annie: You better share.

Ymir: I will fight for that juice.

Jean: Relax there's enough for everyone. *Starts pouring drinks*

Armin: Where'd you find it anyway? *Already finished cup*

Jean: I don't know who's room it was.. But I'm sure they won't notice.

- 1 hour later -

Eren: Guys my head is hurting a little bit.

Armin: I *hiccup* don't think that was *hiccup* juice.

Eren: *grabs the table* G-guys the floor is moving.

Sasha: Connie?

Connie: What?

Sasha: I'm cheating on you.

Connie: WITH WHO? *Tries to stand up but falls back down*

Sasha: This is Tim *holds up potato*

Connie: I'LL TURN HIM INTO A MASH POTATOE.

Mikasa: OH. MY. GOSH.

Annie: *holding head* Don't yell.

Mikasa: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Reiner: *jumps on the table*

Eren: *jumps over Mikasa onto the couch*

Mikasa: Eren...am I a side?

Eren: What?

Mikasa: *starting to get emotional* A-am I not worthy enough to be a main?

Eren: WE AREN'T EVEN DATING.

Mikasa: SO I AM THE SIDE? *Starts to tear up*

Eren: *shoves Armin into Mikasa* Console her. I got to pee. *Stumbles over to the doorway*

Christa & Annie: *Swinging for the chandelier* I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER. FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRR~

Armin: *petting Mikasa's head* Shhhhhh...you're making *hiccup* my head hurt.

Mikasa: *slightly called down* Armin. You must help me eliminate Eren's main bae.

Armin: ...His what?

Mikasa: I am obviously the side. So, I gotta eliminate the competition.

Armin: I *yawns* so tired..*Falls asleep in Mikasa's lap*

Mikasa: Arminnnn. Wake. Up. *Tries to push Armin off*

Armin: *Wraps arms around Mikasa*

Mikasa: Ughhhh. I forgot you cuddle in your sleep...*Tries pushing Armin away again*

Bertlert: *having a wrestling match with Reiner*

Eren: Gotta pee. Gotta pee. *Opens bedroom door* Gotta pe-

Levi: Hello Yeager.

Eren: *tries to close the door*

Levi: *stops the door* Don't be rude, Yeager.

Eren: H-hello Levi

Erwin: *next to Levi* What are you hiding?

Eren: Pffftttt- hiding? What would I have to hid from you g-guys?

Hanji: Open the door Eren

Eren: Nahh *moving side to side anxiously*

Hanji: What's wrong?

Eren: Nothin.

Erwin: Oh. My. Goodness. Eren look *points down hall*

Eren: WHAT?! *Looks down hall*

Levi: *kicks the door open*

Erwin: ...*sighs*

Hanji: How drunk are they?

Erwin: They won't remember this tomorrow morning. I got Bertlert, Reiner, and Ymir.

Hanji: I'll take Christa, Connie, Annie, and Sasha.

Levi: Leaving me with the trio? *Sighs* Eren go pee, while I get Armin..

Eren: O-okay *trips on his first step*

Levi: *facepalms*

Erwin: Break it up you two.

Reiner: You will have to fight me first.

Erwin: I'm in charge here.

Reiner: No ones in charge of me. I ain't no uke.

Erwin: *glares, and presses his pressure points*

Bertlert: ..o_o

Erwin: Can you even walk? *Puts Reiner on his back*

Bertlert: Y-yeah..

Erwin: Good. Grab Ymir for me.

Bertlert: *stumbles up* Captain wants...us Ymir..

Ymir: I'll go if he gives me a piggy back ride~

Erwin: You know what? Bertlert come with me. I'll come back for her. *Takes the boys to their room*

Hanji: *Has Annie under one arm and Christa under the other*

Levi: *Nudges Armin* Get. Up.

Armin: Nnnnhh~ Go awayyy~

Levi: Armin. Arlert.

Armin: I don't want any girl scouts cookies.

Levi: *sighs and carries Armin bridal style* Let's go Mikasa.

Mikasa: *sniffling* The..side.. *sniffling*

Armin: *wraps arms around Levi's shoulders*

Mikasa: He cuddles a lot on his sleep...

Levi: I noticed.

- 10 minutes later -

Levi: All that's left is Eren..

Eren: Captain *hiccup* I made it to the bathroom.

Levi: Congratulations.

Eren: I don't wanna go back to the dungeon.

Levi: Why not?

Eren: It's c-cold..

Levi: *sighs* I can't help you with that.

Eren: *Flops down on bed* Good- *hiccup* night, Captain.

Levi: *throws blanket over Eren* Good night, Eren.

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Erwin: How should we punish them?

Hanji: There's something called suicides, basically running A LOT.

Levi: We could let them learn from the massive hangovers.

Erwin: True. That'll hurt.

Hanji: *laughs* I feel bad.

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A/N
That was actually the longest chapter xD