Levi: *talking to a mop in the corner*

Jean:...should we be worried?

Levi: *getting his car keys*

Armin: yeah we should stop him..

Mikasa: okay Eren you get the keys. We'll distract him.

Eren: Alright I got this!

Armin: You gotta think the mind of the drunk.

Connie: *to the mop* Hello~ Why don't I but you a drink-

Levi: *click*

Connie: W-where'd he get a..?

Sasha: HE'S GOT A GUN.

Mikasa: EVERYONE DOWN

Levi: What are you doing to my woman?

Connie: ...Plan B Armin?

Mikasa: T-there isn't one..

Sasha: Well crap

Eren:*gets the keys*

Levi: TRYING TO STEAL MY RIDE TO? *aims gun at Eren*

Eren: I'M COUNTING TO FIVE IF YOUR NOT IN THE CAR I'M LEAVING YOU. *books it out the front door*

Levi: *Shooting guns at their hiding spots*

Eren: ONE.

Armin: I. AM. OUT. *runs holding a chair as a sheild*

Jean: What about-

Eren: TWO.

Connie: *Running behind Sasha*

Levi:*shoots potatoes out of her hand*

Sasha: NOOO

Connie: YOU DON'T NEED IT.

Sasha: BUT I DO.

Connie: *picks up Sasha and runs*

Eren: THREE.

Annie:*went out back door*

Eren: FOUR.

Mikasa: *Picks up a table and runs*

Jean: WAIITT

Levi: *shoots Jeans foot*

Jean: NOO.

Mikasa: *drags Jean into the car*

Eren: FIVE. *slams on the brakes*

-30 minutes-

Levi: I am NOT drunk.

Police: ...whatever you say Levi *takes Levi to the station for the night*