Jean: Who's bright idea was it to have Erwin drive?

Erwin: What's wrong with me driving?

Jean: Your freaking long legs have me back here packed up like a sardine.

Erwin: Is that so? *Slides chair back farther.*

Jean: GOOD. LORD. IM GONNA START TO LOOSE FEELING.

Erwin: Better stop complaining before I put the chair back farther.

Jean: ...

Erwin: Good *Moves seat up*

- 45 minutes later -

Eren: IM. STARVVIINGG.

Mikasa: *Has headphones in*

Sasha and Krista: *Singing in the back of the car* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAY A MINUTE. JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. THE CLOCK IS TICKING. {Stay: Alessia Cara}

Connie: Guyyyssss you're killing me.

- 2 hours -

Armin: *sleeping*

Eren: Are we there yet Armin?

Armin: *half asleep* ...Nope. *goes back to sleep*

- 10 minutes later-

Eren: Armin how close are we to food?

Armin: *wakes up again and mumbles* I. Don't. Know. *Tries to fall back asleep*

Eren: Hey Armi-

Armin: *Breathes* Let me explain something nicely. I have zero tolerance at the moment, Eren. This is my tolerance scale. Here's you *touches ceiling of the car* You need to be here *Moves hand down to his eye level* And if that does not happen. I will ducktape your mouth shut, and put you in the trunk. *Sighs*  Now I'm gonna continue my nap. If you don't mind. *Rests his head on Mikasa's shoulder and goes to sleep*

Levi: ...I wouldn't have expected that.

Mikasa: Eren you knew how he feels about his sleep.

Eren: I forgot his mood swings when he's half asleep.

Levi: 0-100 that's for sure.

Mikasa: I guess I'm now the human pillow. *Puts headphones back in*

- 25 minutes later-

Eren: Can we pleassseeeeee stop to get food Erwin.

Armin: *Takes out ducktape*

Eren: I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP. I DIDNT MEAN T-

Armin: *ducktapes his mouth and hands* Mikasa don't take that off him. *Goes back to sleep on her shoulder*

Eren: *Gives Mikasa a pleading look*

Mikasa: *Mouths the words "I'm sorry"*

Levi: Maybe my headache will end now. ._.

Eren: ....