Me in 50 years

[bringing my grandchild to bed]

Grandchild: Grandma, tell me a bedtime story!

Me: [creepy face]

Me: I thought you'd never ask

Me: [getting 1st volume of SnK out]

Me: Okay my dear, listen carefully [clears throat]

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in the fear of the Titans and were--

[daughter is coming]

Daughter: No mom, stop it. We talked about that!

Me: Mikasa, please!

Daughter: No

Me: Then let me just sing a bedtime song for him

Daughter: ....okay

Me: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SEND SIND DIE JAAAAAEEGER!!!