This is how I understand Attack on Titan

Carla: save me please

Hannes: WHAT Titan how kill

Carla: wtf Eren I'm dead

Grisha: I'm the worst dad in history of ever lol

Lord Balto: PIXISu PIXISu

Pixis: MMMMPHH FEMALE TITANS

Armin: OH MY GOSH I AM A BURDEN [saves everyone]

Mikasa: Eren I love--

Eren: I love Levi

Levi: CLEANINg CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN WINDEX BROOM mmph yeah kill some bitches big ass trees

Erwin: STEP right up AND SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE TITANSSs

Sasha: Potato

Jean: neigh

Marco: I'm halfway there

Eren: TIIIIIIIITTAAAAAANNNNSSSS