If Eren discovered Twitter:

Eren Jaeger @angrytitanboy 12m

Hey baby are you a Titan because im going to kill you and everyone like you

Eren Jaeger @angrytitanboy 11m

Armin just informed me that is not how pickup lines work.

Eren Jaeger @angrytitanboy 11m

Let me try again... Hey baby are you a titan because you're hot, like the flAMES OF HEL L YOU CAME FROM YOU ASSHOLES ATE MY MOM