DP: Hmm. Yea. I guess they might work. They're both strong and stuff. And they can turn into titans and stuff so... yea? I mean, I don't care really about Reiner. I mean he's just a chicken nugget. He's not that strong, like your fresh prince Le Monsieur Deadpool! Maybe he's the Armored Titan but still he's a lame character. Annie on the other hand, DAAAMN SHE'S HOT! maybe she doesn't have a nice rack yet since she's sixteen but she's still has a humongous TITAN ASS!!!

Annie: I'm not interested in dating Reiner.

DP: Yea, sweetheart! You're All MIIINEE!!!

Annie: *dramatic voice* of all the girls in the cadet corps, why did fate choose me...

Eren: It's not that bad.

Annie: Yeager, you don't know what he does to me off-screen! His body is so gross it looks like a rotten testicle!

DP: Well I love you, sweetheart! We're meant for each other, you and I.

Annie: Stop calling me that! I hate you! Fuck off!

Reiner: Deadpool just leave her be.

Eren: Annie I think you should run away while Reiner buys you time.

DP: Na-ah-ah, big boy! You don't get it. See, Titan girl and I are meant to be together. Maybe you can have lady death if you want.

Reiner: you mean kill me? I won't let you kill me!

DP: No, I mean my girlfriend, Lady death. She's death itself, yea, but she's a hot skeleton babe that totally digs the Deadpool! Get it?

Annie: If you Like lady death that much why won't you go to her?! Just leave me be! Eren! Please! Help meeeeee!

Eren: ugh! Fine...

Eren: *Escorts Annie away from Deadpool*

DP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The love of my life... is gone. *dramatic pose* I have lost the only light I have that can illuminate my heart. I can no longer feel the happiness that I once felt when I was with my princess...

Writer: More like when you were banging Annie. *drums*