DP: Honeslty, I don't care about these two lame characters. In fact, they might go and die for all I care. Well I don't ship them cuz I don't care, bro!

Levi: listen here, you little shit!

DP: Little shit? Little? I know that I'm a shit. I'm not a little shit. Bro I'm taller than you are. You're so short that I can use you as a coffee table! *places coffee cup on Levi's head*

Levi: *pulls blades and charges at Deadpool*

DP: pulls out swords and cuts Levi some deep cuts.

Petra: Captain!!!

DP: Oh! Here you are! Why don't you fuck off. AANNNIIIIIEEEEEEE

Annie: *shoves Petra into a tree with foot*

DP: Ahhh!! Muuuch better. *drinks coffee off Levi's head and Eats chimichanga at the same time*

Eren: No...

Levi: Urgh!!! Tch. He'll leave one day.