DP: Nah. They are similar but no. Aren't they like, cousins or something? They both are Ackermans so... no. I don't ship them. I don't see any chemistry between the two so I don't ship them. *sits behind a therapist desk* *wears therapist coat and Glasses.*

DP: Back to you, Mr. Eren. What do you think about this ship?

Eren: *lying on a sofa* I don't ship them together. It's like Eren X Levi in some sort. Like Mikasa and I are both teenagers and Levi is in his thirties. Also not to mention that that's incest, like you said.

DP: Mhm... *writes notes on notebook*

Eren: Also I always become angry around Titans for some reason. Also I feel depressed. I am a Titan myself and a lot of people hate me.

DP: Mhm. And what do you feel when you kill titans. Do you release all your anger on them?

Eren: Yea. It's the best thing that calms me down. Though I still feel anger from time to time. I also have an inferiority complex towards Mikasa. She's the stronger one, the better one, and she keeps annoying me, stating that I need protection and that she will always be by my side. She follows me everywhere I go! And no matter where I hide, she will always find me!

DP: Hmm. I get it. Well, Mr. Eren it seems that our session is over. Same time next week?

Eren: I guess, doc.

DP: Take this prescription. It's for some antidepressants that you'll need to help out and end to your depression.

DP: well then I recommend you try to do some sports. Yoga maybe?