Deadpool emerges.

"Haha! I'm back! Evil J is writing this right now." Deadpool said.

DP: Okay guys! We're here right now! I'm just back for a few minutes to do this ship and then I'm gonna go back to hunt the writer, Mkay?! Ok! So who's the lucky pair?

Eren: Mmmmm.... it's... Mikasa x Krista.

DP: What? Ooooooooooooh! Mmmm, BABEH! Daddy Likes! I'm gonna put them in a room together and make them ride the shit outta me! I want Krista to suck me dry while Mikasa sits on my face so I can suck and lick that gigantic ass! I wanna fuck them till next Tuesday! C'mere! You two! Wait... where is everyone?

Eren: They are doing some stuff. It's just you and I here.

DP: And why are you here?

Eren: well I got nothing to do and I expected you to come, so... yea. And now with the original AwadaJ gone, everyone is free to do whatever the hell they want, so... it's just you and I right now.

DP: Awwww!!!! So no Mrs. Titan-Ass? No Pretty Angle-Face? No emotionless leprechaun to fuck with? Ah, fuck this, man! Ok. I've reacted to this ship and now I'm gonna have to leave. I'll leave you these few photos here for you. Exclusively by Evil AwadaJ! Also see what I do nearly every day when I don't eat Chimichangas!