DP: Nah. They're boring. What's more boring than a Horseface and a cleaning obsessed Hobbit? By the way the hobbits are better than this Hobbit.

Levi: I'm not a Hobbit! What's a Hobbit?

DP: Haven't you watched the hobbit trilogy? The lord of the rings? Ah, well... being an anime character in the 800s you're retarded a fuck.

Jean: Stop calling me a Horseface! I'm not a horseface! Damn you all!

DP: but you're nickname made you more famous among the aot fans!

Jean: Huh?

DP: For Example:

-Eren: Suicidal Bastard.

-Marco: Freckled Jesus, half a man...

-Sasha: Potato girl

-Levi: Clean Freak, shorty...

-Hanji: shitty glasses, Titan-lover, for eyes...

-Erwin: eyebrows

-Connie: Spanish ranter, funny guy...

-Petra: Tree hugger

-Armin: Coconut head, Male Krista, Rat, Mouse...

-Mikasa: Eren fangirl, Cold-Hearted, Cast of actor for men...

-Krista: Goddess... Angel... Crust of lambs...

-Annie: Yahoo Indian hard, Bitch-Face McGee.

-Ymir: Lesbian, Krista Protector/Fangirl, Inner ear

DP: And Many more...

Everyone: speechless.

Armin: Male... Krista?!

Petra: Tree hugger? Why?

DP: Because... spoilers.

Petra: huh?

Annie: Why am I Bitch-Face McGee?

DP: ask teamfourstar

Annie: who?!

DP: FÔRgEt īT

Annie: ...

Connie: funny guy, yea!

DP: I'm the definition of hilarious and you're not funny at all.

Sasha: I thought people stopped calling me potato girl...

DP: When you become a meme on the internet, you stay a meme on the internet... forever.

Sasha: Are you mad?

DP: I'm fabulous! *dances ballet*

Hanji: my nicknames define me.

Mikasa: Eren fangirl... what does that mean?

DP: SHUT UP! SPIDER-MAN SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY WON THE DBX!

Mikasa: what?

DP: Nothing... fangirl is a girl who is obsessed with her idol, for example: a girl obsessed with a singer or band. Reader, you know who I am talking about.

Mikasa: so I'm obsessed with Eren, you say?

DP: Totally! Like, everyone noticed This! You're an internet meme!

Mikasa: What... is this?

Armin: ...

DP: Now go! Shoo! I wanna prepare myself for the next abomination you call a ship! Bye! Don't forget to comment, share and vote! Or I'll unalive you!