DP: What? Whoa that Blonde girl... *Gets Hard* She's... Hot... As hell... fuuuuuck
🎵Gosh, I want her so baaaaaad🎵
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Wait, WHAAAAAAT?! She... she... She's in love with that girl over there?! No, no, no... GOD NO! I will not ship this angel to this... this... ugly... freak!!!! WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HER AFTER ALL?! I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER!

Ymir: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Krista: Calm down, Ymir.

DP: Oooooooh.... there she is....

Krista: o-oh... this is not gonna go well...

DP: First... let's get rid of this trash... *Gets Giant trash can* *Puts Ymir inside trash can* *locks trash can* Now, princess... you're all mine...

Krista: Help!

DP: She's so cute... Thank you Isayama!!