The cadets were summoned to the location they have been recently going to. They always met Deadpool there and got weirded our all the time. They wondered who always sends them there. None of the authorities is aware of this place. Even Erwin and Levi are with them and they don't have a clue.

Suddenly they heard a scream coming from above. It was faint but growing stronger. They didn't see who was the person screaming as there was a ceiling covering them.

???:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

Suddenly the ceiling broke as a person fell through it, making a hole in it.

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *boom*

The figure landed.

All the cadets looked at the person who fell from the sky.

???: urgh! Writer! Why did you make that portal in the sky?! I know I can survive the fall but that doesn't mean you have to throw me down like this!

The figure got up. Everyone had a look of sadness on their faces. They knew they were in for one hell of an annoying day. It was Deadpool who landed. Obviously.

DP: *looks around him* OH! Hi, guys! Reader!

Everyone: *sigh*

DP: what? No homie love? Aww! I thought you guys liked me! At least the reader does! Right?

Everyone: ...

DP: Anyways, who are we shipping today? Huh? I hope it's an amazing duo who deserves to be shipped together. I mean, most of those ships that we did were bad... most of them.

Eren: Then why did you come back?

DP: *pulls out chimichanga* ask the writer. *eats chimichanga*

Eren: what writer?

Mikasa: He's crazy. Don't ask anything.

DP: Me? Crazy? Ha! I'm all kinds of fabulous shit! At least I have emotions, I repeat, EMOTIONS. *gets very close to Mikasa's face* EMOTIOOOOONS!

Mikasa: *pushes Deadpool away* get away from me, freak!

DP: Hey! My name is Wade W. Wilson. Not freak!

Jean: Anyway who is getting shipped?

Annie: let's get this over with.

DP: Oh, Don't worry, my noble steed and my future wife! We'll see who we're shippin!

*giant picture appears on wall*

DP: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What the fuck?!

Eren: *gets angry*

Jean: *Smirks* I ship this!

Mikasa: I don't.

DP: not gonna happen, Horseface! She's saved for our enraged little pal over here! *points at Eren* Seriously, She turned you down! Who the hell ships you to together?

Annie: seriously, who comes up with these ships?

DP: See?! Mrs Titan-Ass over here agrees with me! Right, babe? *Grabs Annie by the waist*

Annie: GET... OF ME! I haven't forgot what you did to me!

Reiner: What happened? I wasn't here the last time.

Ymir: Basically Mr... What's your name again?

DP: The Merc With A Mouth, Deadpool! At your service! *bows*

Ymir: Deadpool took Annie and had- *gets silenced by Krista*

Krista: No, Ymir! Don't say that! That's bad!

Ymir: Aww! My dear Krista is protecting people! You'll have to marry me after we deal with the titans!

DP: HEY! *approaches Ymir with anger* You... are... gonna... have... to... SHUT UP!! *spawns huge trash bin* *puts Ymir in trash bin*

Krista: Ymir! Not again!

DP: I am sick and tired of her! She's more annoying than pinkie pie! Well... to me at least.

Eren: Who?

DP: some pink little crazy pony I fought and became friends with.

Mikasa: Stop asking him, Eren.

Eren: Mikasa, you're so annoying! Stop! You're not my mother! You don't get to tell me what to do!

DP: Stop yelling! You have automatically scored a hot chick over here and you're ignoring her? Seriously you're so stupid! Just look at her! She's so sexy and strong at the same time. And SHE's so obsessed over YOU!

Mikasa: *blushes*

Eren: Wh-What do you... mean?

DP: Don't you see how she cares about you? And she's super hot! She loves you!

Jean: No she doesn't!

DP: what I'm telling you is *spawns horse head mask from magic satchel* *puts horse head mask on Jean's head* you should stop focusing on titans and give her some fuckin attention. If you're not so obsessed with killing these naked giant humans you could become a playa! Like me. The ladies will be circling you 24/7! I see it in you, man! Not just Tony Stark can do this! Just train on these fuckin playa skills and you could give him a run for his money!

Annie: Just tell us! Do you ship this or not?

DP: I don't. Nah. Not gonna happen. *sit's on Levi's head*

Levi: *throws Deadpool away*

DP: shit, I thought you were a stool.