DP: What? Nah. They don't look cool together. Nah, not at all. They're kinda like me and my little webhead! Kinda alike but so much different! But still. Me and my webhead are so much cooler. I still guess Jean is Marco's other half, though. In some way or another. *whispers* see what I did there?

Jean: ... What? We're not gay!

DP: Oh! Here you are, mah horsey!! *makes jean wear a horse head mask.* *rides Jean*
Giddy-up! Let's ride off to the sunset!