DP: He'll yea! And since it's canon in my books, I'll... uh... hang on, gimme a sec!

Jean: huh?

DP: *brings horse* I AM IN LOVE WITH UNICORNS!!!

Jean: Whoa! What are you gonna do with that horse. No! Get away!

DP: My little pony, My little pony! *Brings Jean's mouth to horse's mouse.* Who are you to look a gift horse in the mouth? NOW KISS!!!!

Eren: When will this be over?

Mikasa: I hope soon.

DP: Get a room, you two!

Eren: *sigh*

Mikasa: *facepalm*