DP: yea, and as I was saying, I hate Francis.

Eren: whoa... cool!

Mikasa: he deserves death.

DP: I know, right?

Annie: can you tell us about that story when you fought every evil version of yourself. It's amazing.

DP: of course, princess! Why not? I mean it's one of the best. Okay, this is how it started, I was killing enemies and-

*BOOM* *Portal opens*

Eren: wha-

Writer: heyy guys!

Eren: who are you?

Writer: the writer!

Mikasa: what writer?

Annie: I'm just confused.

DP: AAAAAAAHH!!! The writer! Here you are!

Writer: Deadpo- why do you have that devilish grin on your face?

DP: hey writer... why are you not updating frequently these days, hm?

Writer: uuh... Busy. School. Y-Yea! School! Exams, my bro.

DP: Don't call me that! You're not PewDiePie!

Writer: but... I love PewDiePie...

DP: You do?

Writer: Yes.

DP: still. That's not gonna stop me from making you pay for not updating. *pulls blades out* *walks towards me*

Writer: uuh... Deadpool? Deadpool! Deadpool stop! Annie! Mikasa! EREN! Somebody help me!

Writer: *escapes through portal*