DP: *Eating Chimichanga* Yea! I do ship them, in fact! That little angry titan boy and the cold Ripped girl! Yea! They're perfect! Like jigsaw pieces, you put the pieces together and see the picture on top!

Mikasa: *Reads title* *Blushes* *Hides face with scarf*

Eren: *Reads title* what? *Freezes in shock*

Mikasa: Eren...

Armin: well I do ship you guys...

DP: Leave, little girl! It's my reaction story! Go find yours!

Armin: Bye... *leaves*

Mikasa: Eren?

*Eren.exe has stopped working*