DP: Nah. Even though it would be way to cool to have an awesome giant crazy sidekick that beats the fuck out of every living thing he sees, I won't go with a relationship with him. No. Leave him for his obsessive fangirl.

Eren: My... obsessive fangirl? Who are you talking about?

DP: Mikasa, DUH!!!! Can't you see how much she's scaaaared over Eren.

DP: *Mimics Mikasa* Oh, Eren. Are you okay? Oh, Eren don't die! Oh, Eren. Did this mosquito bite hurt you? Oh, Eren! Did you choke on your food? Oh, Eren I will always be by your side! Eren, you're my... family, Eren! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Eren: I think you're... right there, pal.

Mikasa: Eren! What are you doing?

DP: Ha! Told ya!

Eren: oh, for crying out loud, Mikasa! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

DP: Yea! Leave him the fuck alone, Mikasa! Mikasa sukasa!!!! You know what I mean!

Mikasa: *cuts Deadpool's head off*

DP: *grabs head from the floor* *puts head back on* that hurts, you know.