DP: Hmm. Lemme think about it... they can both morph into these, man-eating naked Giants? Hell yea! I'll ship them! Wanna know why? IT's because...

TITAN PORN!!

Maaaan. I could imagine them now...

Writer: but they don't have reproductive organs.

DP: Whaat? But... he's a dude. And she... she 'a a girl! Oh, ok! I wish i could smack that titan ass, though!!!

Annie: ...
Eren: ...
Annie: who's this guy?

DP: Who, me? I'm the fabulous Deadpool! I'm reacting to whatever ship I could react to. Btw. Could you morph into a titan, pleeeaaase!

Annie: Why?

DP: JUST DO IT! *mimics Shia LaBeouf*

Annie: *sigh* ok... *Shifts to a titan*

DP: oh... my... god... DAT ASS!!!!

Annie: *Crushes Deadpool*

DP: *Regenerates.*

Annie: *gasps*

DP: *steals Eren's 3dm gears and flies to Annie's rear* *smacks Annie's booty*

Annie: *Gasps* urgh!

Eren: ...

DP: My god... I can't wait to put my Dick in this ass! *pulls down pants*

Annie: AAAARG! *Runs away*

DP: Noooo! *Falls Down* Come back!!!

Eren: Can I get my gear back plea-

DP: NEXT SHIP!!!