DP: Yea! I totally do! In fact, I prepared for our engagement! I have brought this ring with me... *pulls out colossal wedding ring* I'll propose to him when he suddenly appears out of nowhere.

Colossal titan Appears.

Colossal titan: *tries to destroy walls*

DP: WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

Colossal titan: ?

Deadpool: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?

Eren: Are you serious?

DP: I am!

Mikasa: ...

Armin: He'll be a perfect match for Hanji.