(Eren's POV)

"You... You bastard!" The evil creature of the underworld yelled at me. "You should have stayed a baby!"

"What? Is being a hot and sexy man not enough for you, honey?" I moved my body sexily and flaunted my newfound physique, much to her dismay. She rolled her eyes at me, not taking me seriously at all.

"Seriously? Is that what you're doing? Dancing like a male prostitute? What are you gonna do next? Flaunt that big sword of yours around? And I'm not talking about the one you're holding right now."

"Maybe," I replied. "My room is in the back, if you wanna have some fun."

"EREN!" Mikasa shouted. "JUST GET RID OF HER ALREADY!"

"A-Alright!" I replied before drawing my sword. Xenarys charged at me, but with a simple swing of my sword, I sliced her and she fell on the ground.

"Goddammit..." She said before disappearing with her soldiers. After they all left, the group all walked towards me and started cheering for the new and improved Eren Yeager. A now fully grown man with the muscle to flex and body to rock. Annie and Mikasa could not help themselves but touch my bare chest and cop a feel. I chuckled to myself and allowed them.

"Ladies, my body is always here and ready for you to touch and feel as long you want. My little buddy down there wouldn't mind some touching either," I stated.

"My God. His libido Intensified due to growing up in a blink of an eye," Armin stated. "I guess he has to bust a load soon, or gods forbid he'd do something he'd regret."

Shortly after, another cloud appeared in the sky. It was exactly as the one that transformed me into a toddler. My senses of dread kicked into overdrive and I used my sword to cover myself, but the thunder struck regardless. When I opened my eyes, I saw that I had returned to my original body with my original age. Gone are the juicy muscles and the sexy beard. The sword remained, however. I sighed and ruffled my hair before saying: "Oh, well. At least everything is back to normal."

Something began tugging at my pants. I looked down at my feet and nearly felt like having a heart attack. Around me were all my friends, but they were no longer the ones that I knew. Instead, everyone around me turned into a toddler. Mikasa, Annie, Armin, Jean, and everyone else... All babies.

"Oh no..." Immediately, Baby Armin started to cry and baby Mikasa and Annie kept tugging at my pants. Baby Reiner jammed his fist in his mouth and baby Jean fell asleep. I grabbed the two ladies now toddlers and sighed, feeling like bursting into tears at any second.

"I guess I owe you for taking care of me, huh?" I asked the kids. "Guess I have to return the favor."

THE END