(Annie's POV)

"Ugh..."

I woke up early in the morning, feeling all normal and bored. I got up to do my stretches only to find out that I am literally topless! With no bra on!

I look around my bed to see if I unconsciously took them off but I find nothing!

I look under my bed, behind the pillow, behind the bed, on the ceiling, in the trash can, under Sasha, in Sasha's mouth, on the door, outside the room, NOTHING!!!

Then I suddenly saw a flying paper that I grabbed before it could hit me in the eye.

Dear Annie.
If you want your clothes back, I want you to go, take Eren, and put him on Keith Shadis' desk. Don't worry Everyone is deeply asleep. Even if Eren screamed (which he won't since he's asleep too) Mikasa won't wake up. Even if you stuffed a pillow down Sasha's throat, she won't wake up. Even if you fisted Reiner, he won't feel butthurt about it (literally). If you tried to ruin Bertholdt's weird sleep position, you won't wake him up but you'll probably predict the weather right when you gaze upon this. Also I need you to put Mikasa's hand inside your... (next page)

"I wonder..." I trailed off trying to read. "Something perverted I guess?"

Mouth and choke on it for 30 seconds. Then you go to the stables and release 3 horses.
Then after you do all these labors you will regain your clothes.

Sincerely,

"Wait... it doesn't say who it is..." I said.

I then got out of my room and walked to Eren's room, which he shared with Reiner, Mouse, And Bertholdt.

I opened the door and saw that Bertholdt is sleeping in a weird pose again.

"So the day's gonna be sunny." I stated.

I saw Eren sleeping in his small bed so I approached him and slowly picked him up. I got out of the room. Then I suddenly remembered that I have to stick Mikasa's stupid hand down my throat and choke on it.

"Shoot." I said while I facepalmed hard enough to burst my eardrums. Luckily no one can wake up.

I wonder why... Who is behind all this? And are they behind Eren's lovely condition? Well I should do what they say or they'll probably wake up everyone else to see me in the nude. Bertholdt would be happy to see this though.

I made my way to Mikasa and I's room and approached her. I stopped to stare at her arm that was conveniently dangling down from the bed. I placed Eren down and slowly grabbed it.

"This is not Metal Gear Solid 2, gosh!" I said before sticking Mikasa's arm down my throat and rubbing it in.

I started to feel it down my throat and I started choking on it. For some reason it felt... amazing. I felt something in between my legs.

"Gurk... arggllll... fedrj... gaaarh!"

After thirty seconds have passed I took Mikasa's hand off my throat and left the room with Eren.

"I'll definitely do that again sometime."

I went to Shadis' office. I tried opening the damn door but it was locked! I twisted the doorknob a few times but it didn't work. The door won't budge.

It didn't help that I'm kinda cold. It's not everyday that you go out roaming naked. It's good that everyone's asleep or else I'm gonna be a laughing stock for girls and a big boner attraction for all boys.

I kicked the door open, hearing the sound of the door's loud bang could have woken up everyone by now. I'm so lucky and unlucky at the same time.

I walked up to Keith, who was sleeping on the desk, drooling on papers and snoring. That's what you would expect from any old man with anger issues who trains soldiers for a living. Or is it? I'm not quite sure.

I left Eren there and ran out of the room. I got outside and since it was still the early sunrise, I felt a little cold. But the sun felt great in my exposed skin, not that I'm too fond of it really.

I made my way to the stables where I saw a few of Jean's family sleeping and/or doing horsey stuff. I approached the gates of the awake horses and opened them. The horses walked up slowly from there.

I got so bored and annoyed by all this that I slapped all the horses with all the strength I got, making the horses run away.

Suddenly I felt my clothes back on. I looked at myself to see that I'm finally in my pajamas!

(Meanwhile at the Scouts base)