Eren: KICK MY FACE? AGAIN? ARMIN? YOU?
Armin: What?
Armin: ???
Levi: You said you wanted to marry me, have kids and kick Erens face
Armin: I did?
Mikasa: Yeah -.-'
Armin: .....I did?...
Armin: When?
Levi: Just before those Furry F***s left
Mikasa: Why though?
Armin: I don't remember saying that!
Eren: You sure? -_-'
Armin: YES
Levi: -shows screenshot-
Armin: Huh???!!!! I didn't say that! That must be fake! I was Away from Keyboard at that time!
Mikasa: So, somebody must have used your phone when you were gone
Eren: Either Petra or Hanji
Levi: Obviously one of them would write that
Eren: Why Armin's account tho?
Armin: Maybe because I was AFK
Mikasa: Let's divide Petra and Hanji and see who did it
Eren: We need clues
Mikasa: Well, the suspect was acting weird
Levi: And they said, Drink Drink
Armin: HANGE!
Hanji Zoe logged on
Hanji: >:3
Levi: Why tho?
Hanji: CUZ CHU DU NUT LUV MEHHH
Eren: -_-'
Mikasa: -.-'
Armin: ._.'
Levi: ......
Hanji: T_T
Hanji: Cuz chu liek Petra
Hanji: Cuz Petra liek chu
Levi: uM wOaH
Eren: dAyUM
Mikasa: :o
Levi: hOlD tHe pHOne tHaT iS gOIng tOO fAr
Hanji: Still
Armin: Why my account?
Hanji: Cuz chu waz AFK
Armin: CALLED IT!
Eren: -smells used tissue-
Levi: Wtf Eren
Hanji: You like Petra! Don't deny itttttttttt
Armin: Boi if u like Levi, go Yandere for him and kill Petra
Mikasa: ARMIN?!
Levi: :0
Eren: I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT
Armin: JK >:D
Eren: dAmN
Hanji: I have a song for you, Heichou
Levi: ....
Hanji: LOVE ME LOVE ME! SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME! NEED ME SAY THAT YOU WANT ME!
Levi: ;-;
Eren: JUMP IN DA GAME! ROLLER GIRLS ROLL! SKATE TO LIFE! SUPER COOL! VIDEO GAME HERO BARBIE! WOAH WO HO OH OH OH
Armin: Wtf
Hanji: Barbie
Mikasa: Can I leave now?
Hanji: Sur
Mikasa Ackerman logged off
Eren Jäeger logged off
Hanji: Do you like my song??
Levi: ......
Levi: well
Levi: A bit
Armin: :0
Hanji: :D
Armin: Gtg
Hanji: Same
Armin Arlert logged off
Hanji Zoe logged off
Levi: Well
Levi: I guess I like Petra a bit...
Levi: But Hanji?
Levi: A bit
Levi: ._.
Levi Ackerman logged off