*Don't listen to song YET*

Boys thoughts on p*ssy taste like Pepsi cola.

Me: Hey guys wanna listen to a song and Boys only!

Ok reader-chan ready when you are!

Song: my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola

Armin: MY INNOCENTS!!!!!

Jean: and my dick taste like mentoes.

Levi: Wut?

Eren: WHY, WHY, WHY!?!? WUT DID I EVER DO TO YOU AUTHOR-CHAN?!?!

Me: Karma is a bitch isn't it Eren?
MUHAHAHA!!!!

Levi: TURN IT OFF!!!!

Me: NEVA!!!

Riner: Am down can I have a taste?

Me: FUCK NO!

Armin: *ears and noes are bleeding*

Me: EVIL!!!!!

Song: I want you to grab it touch it smack it Suck it and lick it!

Armin: CALL A DOCTOR I CAN'T STOP THE BLEEDING!!!!

Jean Riner, Connie: *smirks*

Levi: WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAPE ME ON THE DOOR?!?

Me: I LIKES TAPE!

Jean: how do you know if her pussy doesn't have hair in it and you don't swallow it?

Me: and why are you asking me this?

Jean: because you have a pussy to.

Me: O.O wut?

*song ends*

Armin: *whimpering and rolling on the ground with his hands on his ears*

Jean: *smirks*

Me: Am gonna take a shower and laugh evilly at my master piece.

Connie: Let's make a deal who ever
Gets in the shower first Gets to fuck Melanie senseless!

Jean: F
Levi: U
Eren: C
Riner:K

Armin: Y
Connie: E
Bertholdt: S

Me: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*Runs*