Me: Levi!

Levi: what is it Mel?

Me: YOU CAME UP WITH NICKNAMES?!?! :O

Levi: yeah, so what?

Me: What about the rest?!?!

Levi: *closes book* Jean: Horse face
Eren: Mr. I-wanna-kill-all-the-titans
Hanji: Shitty glasses Erwin: Bushy eye brows Armin:-

Me: COCONUT!

Levi: *continues* Bertholdt: Burtle also known as Turtle And you
Melanie: Mel.

Me: Sooooo, when did you come up with those?

Levi half an hour ago.

Me: Damn.

Eren: MEL, CAN I SHOW YOU MY DANCE MOVES?!?!

Me: You already know my nick name?

Eren: Yeah.

Me: So, since Levi game ME a nickname I have to give HIM one in return.

Levi: And that would be,...

Me: Captain, shorty!

*Hanji, Armin,Eren, Bertholdt, Me, Jean, Every body else laughs their asses off*

Levi: Bitch.

Me: Oh, Come on Levi you know its true I am a 7'9 practically a 2 Meter person. (Just so you know I am 2 Meters high) 😉

Levi: *looks up*.

Me: Poor Levi has to look up to me.

*Every body still laughing*

Me: Aright Eren, show us your dance moves!

Jean: Jaeger, dances like a girl.

Eren: SHUDDAP, HORSEY
Your just jealous because I have to sexy legs and arms while you could only run around in your hooves.

Me: I think its fine.

Levi: Not, bad.

Me: I THINK CAPTAIN SHORTY HAS A CRUSH ON EREN!

Levi: *blushes* N-NO

Me: Sorry but why do you keep on
S-S-S-stuttering all over the place!

Levi: *throws a punch*

Me: *Misses*
Miss Me!

Levi: *picks me up*
Am gonna drop you!

Me: Oh I can take it, it isn't TOO far down.

Hanji: *Laughing her ass off*

Levi: *Drops Me*

Me: oh, and Armin fix your Face!

Armin: Why, I-Is there something on My Face?

Me: Yup, and its Hairy.

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