me:
you're such a simp

tiny captain:
i-

me??? you sobbed about
about how i "tiny" clap
and I'M the simp??

—

me:
you're such a simp

baby dragon:
for you??

not confirming or denying that
but valentines is coming up in
2 months, wanna be my date?

—

me:
you're such a simp

golden retriever:
WHAT? LIKE UR NOT??
IS IT A BAD THING?

I THOUGHT WE WERE
IN THIS TOGETHER

—

me:
you're such a simp

hehetmon's father:
u smell that?

smells like someone trying
to use a word that applies
to them

—

me:
you're such a simp

dimpled demon:
hey! missing you doesn't
equivalent to simping:(

anways, anything u want
for 2nd christmas aside
from me?

—

me:
you're such a simp

vocalist wannabe:
i mean 👀👀

how can i not when a
whole song mingi exist
😌😌

—

me:
you're such a simp

mini megaphone:
dAMN RIGHT I'M A SIMP

HAVE U SEEN PARK
FUCKING JIMIN?????

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me:
you're such a simp

highnote ninja:
excuse me?

i'm not the one who
barked over my
forehead tf

a/n: i'm simping so fucking hard for rapperhwa :')) like yes, fuck it up with ur live verses park

btw mingi, ily and i miss u very much. rest well and come back when ur readyyy!! ily again. mwuaahhh