me:
there's a spider in my
room

tiny captain:
i would help

but i know how strong
and independent u are
as a person:))

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

baby dragon:
ew sTOMP ON IT

we're cleaning your
room tomorrow

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

golden retriever:
OMG maybe it's finally the
spider that'll turn me to
spiderman

NAME IT ARAGOG OR
PETER

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

hehetmon's father:
the only bug here is u

stop BUGging me;)

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

dimpled demon:
capture it then set it
free!

good luck!

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

vocalist wannabe:
iT HAS EIGHT LEGS AND
I HAVE TWO

WHAT DO U WANT ME
TO DO??

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

mini megaphone:
welll what are u doing
texting me??

get OUT OF THERE

—

me:
there's a spider in my
room

highnote ninja:
phew, i was about to
come over

thanks for stopping me