me:
i wasn't that drunk

tiny captain:
i passed out but the
last thing i remember
was

telling u not to bite
wooyoung and now he
has teeth marks on his arm

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

baby dragon:
say that to my shoes
covered in YOUR vomit

seriously y/n,
d i g u s t i n g

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

golden retriever:
right!! i've been telling my
members the same thing!

... they told me we both
jumped in the toilet while
singing "just keep swimming"

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

hehetmon's father:
the fucking audacity u
have, y/n

u literally pulled my hair
while screaming "HEHETMON'S
REAL, U DUMB BITCH"

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

dimpled demon:
of course u weren't:D
maybe really clumsy?

or a big fan of pokemons since
u threw kuma on the floor
telling him to evolve:')

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

vocalist wannabe:
shut up.

you chased me around
with a screwdriver since
yeosang said "screw u"

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

mini megaphone:
how would i know?
i was probably more
drunk than u

i bought a body pillow
of myself and i don't
know what to do with it

—

me:
i wasn't that drunk

highnote ninja:
if throwing a clock out
the window bcuz u wanted
to see time fly is NOT the
drunk you

please get some help