A/N: The type of drunks every member of ATEEZ would be.

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🌸 Park Seonghwa 🌸
The One Who Can't be Fazed

To Seonghwa, the only thing that signifies a bad night of drinking is death. And until that happens, every night is a good night for him. He could total his car, break his back, punch his best friend and end up in jail and it would still be one hell of a night to him. He is a pro at finding the silver lining in every bad drinking situation, and you're always guaranteed to be entertained when he's around.

☀️ Kim Hongjoong ☀️
The Sweetheart

Hongjoong is the drunk guy every girl wants to marry. Once he has a few drinks, his cheeks get flushed and he gets all giggly, like he's at a second-grade sleepover. He may not have the best game, but even when he's trying to take you home, he's adorable and polite. How can you hate this guy?

✨ Jeong Yunho ✨
The "I Love You" Man

This is the best guy to run into at the bar when you're having a bad day. He loves life more and more after each drink he has, and he's going to let everyone know. He doesn't even know you, but he loves you anyway. He doesn't care if you failed your exam, got fired from your job or cheated on your boyfriend; he's drunk and he loves you. And you. And you. And everyone else in the bar.

🌙 Kang Yeosang 🌙
The "Talk Shit, Get Hit" Guy

Yeosang is the guy who will fight about anything... literally anything. He'll even get pissed about whose mom makes the best lasagna. Apparently whiskey makes him extremely protective of his mother's cooking skills. He chants stuff like, "What, son? You wanna go? You talkin' shit? You wanna get hit?" and he even pecks his head at you like a rooster for effect.

🍁 Choi San 🍁
The Booty Caller

San maintains a steady state of drunkeness throughout the night and just hangs with the guys. He doesn't worry about laying out his game on any girls because he already has a full lineup in his iPhone contacts for the 2 a.m. booty call show. If Amy doesn't answer, he moves down the B's and calls Becca. But if she doesn't answer, he doesn't worry. He still has 24 letters left in the alphabet!

🎤 Song Mingi 🎤
The Buy-Another-Round-er

When Mingi gets drunk, he turns into Gatsby. He buys the entire bar shots of Patron on his mom's credit card and makes elaborate toasts to people's bad test grades and dead cats. What's sad is that everyone knows he's going to regret his open bar tab, but no one stops him because they aren't going to turn down free booze. Hey, he's the one offering! We're not the ones who are going to have our parents taking out a second mortgage to pay off the tab, so keep 'em comin!

💎 Jung Wooyoung 💎
The Womanizer

A little liquid courage has Wooyoung thinking he's got the game of Ryan Gosling. What he thinks is coming out as sexy and seductive really just sounds like a line from a really bad porn movie. He doesn't waste any time being flirty because he's willing to take anything with a pulse back to his place. What's even worse is that he's also the guy who keeps a tally of the girls he sleeps with after drunken bar crawls folded up in his wallet, ready to be marked again each week. He'll get extra excited when his list hits number 69, because the coincidence is just too good.

🐚 Choi Jongho 🐚
The One Who's Fluent in Gibberish

Jongho needs his own version of Rosetta Stone. After one too many, he finds no need for subject-verb agreement or words with vowels. This guy is extra entertaining when he tries to hit on girls. It's like a really bad game of word charades, trying to guess what's coming out of his mouth. Did he just say "Hermès"... or "herpes"? At this point, this conversation could go one way or the other...

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Published: 6/04/2021