HONGJOONG

♡ So protective, the kid wishes he would calm down and let him breathe.

♡ Writes songs for the baby.

♡ Dorky dad who buys matching outfits.

♡ Calls the child his "little minion".

♡ Falls asleep reading to the child.

♡ "Of course I know how to pin a diaper".

SEONGHWA

♡ Stay at home dad, has accepted the fact that he will be called "mommy" occasionally.

♡ Won't buy anything unless it's organic and cruelty-free.

♡ Reads parenting books, also attends parenting seminars with the baby.

♡ Picky about what the baby watches, won't let him watch anything that could scare it.

♡ Homemade snacks (they are healthy of course).

♡ "Are you sure this is organic? See here it says that there is red dye in it".

YUNHO

♡ Wakes up with the baby every morning.

♡ Buys lots of ice cream because it makes the baby stop crying.

♡ Doesn't like to discipline, it makes him cry when his baby is sad.

♡ Dances with the baby.

♡ Makes a SpongeBob impression 24/7 because the baby likes it.

♡ Walks around with a baby sling wrapped around him, that baby never leaves his sight.

YEOSANG

♡ Gives the baby cute nicknames.

♡ Buys a tiny skateboard because it was cute. 

♡ Flies drones to occupy the baby.

♡ Sings to the baby, talks in a baby voice when he thinks he is alone.

♡ Asks if the baby is old enough to "try" chicken.

♡ "If I put the chicken in the blender, can she try it?"

SAN

♡ So soft for the baby.

♡ Gives him kisses all the time and tells it he loves him.

♡ Will pout with the baby if it doesn't get what he wants. 

♡ Buys him a little Shiber so Shiber can have a son as well.

♡ Likes to take him on trips, likes to read to him while it rains.

♡ "He's a tiny me".

MINGI

♡ Wasn't as immature as many people thought he would be.

♡ Loves being a dad, and talks to the baby all the time. 

♡ Makes funny faces and noises.

♡ Stocks up on orange juice, it is a favorite of him and the baby.

♡ Attempts to make pancakes.

♡ "What do you mean I need to slow down?", trips and falls in front of the baby.

WOOYOUNG

♡ LOUD.

♡ Would probably embarrass them when they are older. 

♡ Despite his best efforts, turns into his mother.

♡ Buys whatever they ask.

♡ Cooks a lot, but is highly offended if they won't eat his food.

♡ "You cannot live off chicken nuggets, I made you perfectly good rice!".

JONGHO

♡ Sweet but silent, doesn't complain much.

♡ Takes family outings very seriously. 

♡ Teaches the art of breaking apples with your hands.

♡ Sings all day, at this point, the kids sing as much as he (and almost as well as he).

♡ When something goes wrong he doesn't hesitate to ask google what to do. This has led to many unnecessary trips to the doctor.

♡ Talks to his kids and always listens, he wants them to feel loved.

A/n: Oof, I was bored and thought of this. Lol. 

Is it accurate?