[Seonghwa creates a group chat and adds the other seven members]

Seonghwa:

Hey guys, I have a question...

Wooyoung:

What is it, hyung?

Is something wrong...?

San:

Yeah, what Woo said

Hongjoong:

Hi guys! So, what's up?

Seonghwa:

Hello, Joongie...😊

Hongjoong:

😳

Seonghwa:

Hee hee...😁

Jongho:

Oh, cut the flirting, Mom and Dad

Hongjoong:

😳... We're not flirting-

Seonghwa:

What...? I thought we were- 😉

Hongjoong:

CUT IT OUT, HWA

Anyway, you're the one who's flirting here-

Seonghwa:

Now now, is that any way to talk to your husband? 😁

Hongjoong:

WE'RE NOT MARRIED

SO SHUT UP

Jongho:

Um, hyung, that's where you're wrong-

Hongjoong:

WHY AM I WRONG??

Jongho:

BECAUSE YOU ARE

You and Seonghwa-hyung are like all of our parents, so at least in my opinion, that makes you married.

Hongjoong:

I'M OUTTA HERE-

Seonghwa:

HONGJOONG, STOP YELLING AT OUR CHILD, OR YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT-

Hongjoong:

YOU SHUT UP, TOO

Wooyoung:

Wow, this is so entertaining! *grabs popcorn*🍿

San:

I agree *runs to Wooyoung's room to share the popcorn and cuddle with him*

Wooyoung:

Hi, Sannie! 😊💕

Yunho:

Aw, this is so adorable!

#Woosanforever

Wooyoung:

*giggles*

San:

*joins in the giggling*

Mingi:

So, I just saw all this and...

Hongjoong, why are you in such a bad mood?🤔

Hongjoong: F- OFF, MINGI

Mingi:

See what I mean?

Wait, are you grumpy because you haven't been laid in a while...?

If so, I'll be happy to help you with that...😁😉

Seonghwa:

LANGUAGE- THERE IS A CHILD PRESENT

Speaking of children, Jongho, for what you said earlier, you are now my favorite child.😘

Yeosang:

I thought I was your favorite child... *cries*😭💔

Seonghwa:

UH-

Yes, you and Jongho are both my favorites

Yeosang:

Yay! :)❤

Hongjoong:

ENOUGH WITH CALLING THEM CHILDREN

THEY ARE GROWN MEN

AND SHUT UP MINGI

ONLY HWA GETS TO DO THAT

OOPS-

Seonghwa:

Ooh...😏

Hongjoong:

FORGET I SAID THAT

Seonghwa:

Never- 😁

Hongjoong:

UGH-

Seonghwa:

Oh, I forgot.

MINGI, STOP FLIRTING WITH HONGJOONG! HE'S MINE-

Mingi:

Sorry, hyung... please forgive me 🙏

Seonghwa:

I forgive you. *gives you a hug and apologizes for yelling at you*

Mingi:

*hugs back*

Seonghwa:

Anyway, you have Yunho for that...😉

Mingi:

😳

Yunho:

And I oop-

Well, you're not wrong...👉👈

Mingi:

Hee hee-

Jongho:

Getting back to what Hongjoong-hyung said, if you think about it, we're all children

Wooyoung:

Huh? Of who?🤔

Jongho:

Of Namjesus, of course!😇

Wooyoung:

LOL *hysterical laughter*🤣

Jongho:

Well, we are, especially Yeosang

After all, he's practically an angel...

Yeosang:

Why, thank you, Jongie!😊

[Yeosang changes his name to Angel😇]

Wooyoung:

Hey hyung, I think we got off topic here...

Seonghwa:

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Thanks, Woo!❤

Wooyoung:

Np ❤

Seonghwa:

So, let's try this again-

I have a question, everyone

San:

What is it, hyungie...?

Seonghwa:

Did anyone hear a weird noise last night?

Hongjoong:

No, I was in the studio till like 2 a.m. last night, and when I got home, I hit the sack right away.

Yunho:

What time did this noise occur, hyung?

Seonghwa:

Um, about 10:30 or 11:00 p.m. I was cleaning me and Joongie's room as usual, when I heard an odd noise from upstairs.

Yunho:

Uh huh, ok, continue hyung. *takes notes*

[Yunho changes his name to Clue + Note]

Seonghwa:

But the point is, I really shouldn't have heard anything, because I should've been asleep, and not been up WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND TO COME HOME-

GET IT, HONGJOONG?

Hongjoong:

YES *rolls eyes*

Angel😇

Ooh... the Seongjoong tea is piping hot

Hongjoong:

OH, SHUT UP

Angel😇

*giggles innocently*

Clue + Note

So, what did this noise sound like...?

Mingi:

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering too because I didn't hear anything-

Angel😇

Me neither

Jongho:

Now that I think about it, I did hear something last night...

Clue + Note

What did you hear, Jongho?

Seonghwa:

Yeah, wonder if you heard the same thing as me

Jongho:

MINGI'S RIDICULOUSLY LOUD SNORING

Angel😇

*wheezes uncontrollably*

Wooyoung:

LOL

San:

LOL +2

Clue + Note

Stop joking around, Jongho-

In case you can't tell, I have a mystery to solve...

Mingi:

YEAH, STOP "JOKING", OR I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU LIKE YOU DO TO APPLES-

Jongho:

I'm sorry, Mingi...🥺

Mingi:

Hmph-

Jongho:

🥺🙏👉👈😣😥

Mingi:

Ok, I forgive you

Jongho:

Yay!😊

Clue +Note:

So, did you guys hear anything besides Mingi's loud snoring...?🤔

Mingi:

WATCH IT, BABE-

Clue +Note:

Hee hee...🙃

Jongho:

Yes, I did, but I'm not exactly sure what the noise was.

Seonghwa:

Me neither, that's why I was asking you

Clue + Note:

Could one of you please at least try to describe this noise?

Seonghwa:

Well, I know whatever it was, I could only hear it faintly, which has to mean...

IT CAME FROM UPSTAIRS

Jongho:

Ok, that would explain why I could hear it a lot more clearly than you then, because my room is upstairs.

Though I'm surprised that I could hear anything what with Mingi's snoring FROM THE NEXT ROOM OVER...

Mingi:

*rolls eyes*

Clue + Note:

But what did it sound like?🧐

Jongho:

Well, do you want the truth...?

Clue + Note:

Y E S

Jongho:

Ok, you asked for it...

To me, it kinda sounded like a moan-

Seonghwa:

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING-

But I didn't want to say it...👉👈

Clue + Note:

A MOAN??!!

Ok, then-

Hongjoong:

WTF-

NO ONE HAS ANY BUSINESS MOANING AROUND HERE... except me...😉

Seonghwa:

So, I take it you want some time alone later, Joongie...?😉

Hongjoong:

YES, PLEASE 🙏

Jongho:

EW 🤮

Angel😇

OUR PARENTS ARE FINALLY GETTING ALONG

HALLELUJAH

Hongjoong:

Ha ha-

Clue + Note:

Well, getting back to the problem at hand-

I think we need to figure out who was moaning last night

Seonghwa:

Yeah, we definitely do

Clue + Note:

Anyone have any ideas who it was?

Angel😇

Well, it wasn't me. After all, I'm totally an innocent child-

Mingi:

SURE YOU ARE *scoffs*

Angel😇

But I am... *pouts*

Clue + Note:

IF YOU'RE INNOCENT, THEN I'M NOT YUN-HOE

And we all know that's a lie-

Mingi:

That's for sure- 😉

Clue + Note:

Hee hee-

But seriously, does anyone have any idea who it was?

Jongho:

It wasn't me

(Obviously, since I mentioned I heard it)

Clue + Note:

Ok, well, if it wasn't you or Yeosang, then who was it? Cause we all know it wasn't Seonghwa, Hongjoong, or Mingi. And it certainly wasn't me.

Seonghwa:

Hey guys, I think I know who it was

Clue + Note:

YOU DO? WHO?

Seonghwa:

Well, have any of you noticed that San and Wooyoung haven't said anything for a while...?

Clue + Note:

OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT-  HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE?

Seonghwa:

Idk... I just realized it a second ago

Clue + Note:

Hallelujah, the mystery is solved!

Except for one thing... which half of Woosan was it?

San:

NOW HANG ON A SEC, EVERYONE-

Why would you think it was me or Wooyoung?

Wooyoung:

Yeah, I'm offended-

Clue + Note:

Why are you offended, Wooyoung?

Because we figured it out...?😉

Wooyoung:

Hmph-

San:

Hmph- +2

Well, you're not wrong-

Wooyoung:

SAN, SHUT UP

Clue + Note:

HA HA, I SOLVED THE MYSTERY

Wooyoung:

UGH-

BE QUIET, "NO S**T, SHERLOCK"

Clue + Note:

Hee hee... :)

Mingi:

Wait, which one of you was it-

Clue + Note:

I'm not sure, babe ❤

Mingi:

Uwu 💕

San:

Well, it wasn't me-

Wooyoung:

SAN, I'M WARNING YOU

San:

Ha ha, Wooyoung. Real funny. Now how about you just knock it off, or you won't be moaning again like that anytime soon...

Wooyoung:

NO-

WAIT-

OOPS-

PLEASE, SANNIE- 🙏

I'LL BEHAVE...🥺

San:

Oh, calm down, Wooyoungie... I was just kidding...

Or was I...?😉

Wooyoung:

AND I OOP-

Mingi:

Ha! Wooyoung is bottom? Knew it-

Wooyoung:

Well, maybe I am... is there a problem with that?

San:

No, there isn't, baby. Don't listen to Mingi. He's just jealous of our relationship because his and Yunho's is so cringey.

Mingi:

EXCUSE ME-

HOW DARE YOU-

Clue + Note:

I'M DEEPLY OFFENDED

San:

Guys, I was just joking. Tbh, you two are really cute together.

Clue + Note:

Aw, thanks, Sannie! 💕

Mingi:

YOU'RE FORGIVEN... FOR NOW-

Also, yes, we are.

#Yungi is superior

Wooyoung:

NO, WOOSAN IS

Mingi:

WRONG-

Wooyoung:

I AM NOT

Mingi:

OH YES, YOU ARE

Clue + Note:

Stop fighting, you two. How about we're BOTH cute couples?

Wooyoung:

Fine-

Mingi:

Ok-

San:

Thank you, Yunho

Clue + Note:

Np :)

I just didn't want a ship war to start.

Seonghwa:

Good job resolving conflict, Yunho. You know, maybe you're my third favorite child...

Angel😇

As long as I'm still your favorite-

Seonghwa:

Always ❤

Jongho:

Well, this has certainly been an interesting conversation-

Too much for my "innocent" eyes to handle

Mingi:

Hah! I love how you put quotes around innocent...

Jongho:

But anyway, Hongjoong-hyung, shouldn't we be getting to practice soon?

Not that I want to end this VERY lively chat-

Hongjoong:

OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT-

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

Everyone, stop texting each other and head over to the studio! We have work to do for our comeback, which is really soon.

Wooyoung:

Aw, but I was having fun...

Hongjoong:

AHEM-

Wooyoung:

Sorry, hyung...👉👈

Bye guys, see you at practice

Especially you, Sannie...😉

San:

Goodbye, everyone ❤

And Wooyoungie...😏💕

Seonghwa:

Thanks for your help in solving the mystery, Yunho :)

Clue + Note:

Np ❤

See you later, Mingi...😉

Mingi:

Bye, babe 💕

Jongho:

Adios, amigos

Angel😇

LOL, Jongho!

Bye 😊

Hongjoong:

YOU'LL ALL SEE EACH OTHER IN A FEW MINUTES, SO STOP WITH THE GOODBYES-

AND GET YOUR A**ES OVER TO THE STUDIO PRONTO

Wooyoung:

Yes sir, bureume eungdap

Hongjoong:

SHUT UP

Seonghwa:

Hongjoong, that's the millionth time you've yelled at our child today

When I get over to the studio, you're going to learn your lesson for once-

Hongjoong:

😳

BUT, B-BUT

Just please don't go too rough on me...?!🙏

Seonghwa:

😈

Hongjoong:

AND I OOP-

[Seonghwa ends and deletes the chat]